[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[cniska]

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

[thuumwrestler]

“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”

[bmouse]

[gwynndolin]

straight woman im talking too: haha like.. idk he just ignores me and doesn’t like me and we have terrible sex haha but i love him tho!!!!!

me:

[kissthegirl-getthekey]

[borgjaneway]

so… no one warned me that the Breen have a ranking called ‘thot’

[hebicakes]

[orbviously]

THIS BOT’S EMPTY

YEET

[bmouse]

I hope this song gives someone OTP feelings today.

[yedrindax]

[cosmictuesdays]

[chroniclesofasinglelady]

🗣

[should-be-sleeping]

Don’t take criticism from people you wouldn’t take advice from.

[lissy-strata]

big mood

[tealin]

If you’ve missed previous posts, we’re getting to know the central characters in the Terra Nova Expedition, before I release the prologue to my graphic novel about it this Saturday, Free Comic Book Day, May 4th.

Lt. Edward R.G.R. Evans 

Apparently a bottomless font of bounce and charisma, Lt. Evans is officially Scott’s second-in-command and has charge of the ship for its journey down the Atlantic. His task is to turn the motley collection of scientists and sailors into a capable crew, which he does through parlour games and horseplay as much as high-seas seamanship.

[discworldtour]

“It would appear that the leopard does change his shorts, sir,” mused Drumknott, as the evening mist drifted, waist-high, along the street.
“It would appear so, indeed. But Moist von Lipwig is a man of appearances. I’m sure he believes everything he said, but one must look beyond the surface to the Lipwig beneath, an honest soul with a fine criminal mind.”
“You have said something similar before, sir,” said the secretary, holding open the coach door, “but it seems that honesty has got the better of him.”
Vetinari paused with his foot on the step.
“Indeed, but I take some heart, Drumknott, from the fact that, once again, he has stolen your pencil.”
“In fact he has not, sir, because I was most careful to put it in my pocket!” said Drumknott, in some triumph.
“Yes,” said Vetinari happily, sinking into the creaking leather as Drumknott started to pat himself down with an increasing desperation, “I know.”

– he’s collecting the whole set | Terry Pratchett, Making Money