[yedrindax]

[ofpaintedflowers]

had to take a break from the endless animation work to blow off steam and doodle the holy quartet of discworld witches

Happy international women’s day, friends!!!!!

[gomerblogworld]

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Breaking: CPR Requires Prior Authorization

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In breaking news that will infinitely complicate the already difficult process of attempting to resuscitate a patient, cardiopulmonary resuscitation (or CPR) will now require prior authorization. The prevailing reaction to this news is best captured by a local critical care…

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[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[crowningmomentoffacepunch]

Puncher: Blinkin
Punchee: Man in Tights

Memorable Lines:

We’re men, we’re men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right!
We may look like sissies,
But watch what you say or else we’ll put out your lights!

Why it’s Awesome: No self-respecting Robin Hood should be without his band of Merry Men. But what is the point of being a Merry Man, much less a Merry Man in Tights, if you can’t have awesome song and dance numbers? As Robin’s oldest and most faithful family servant, it would be unconscionable to disqualify Blinkin simply for reason of being completely blind. It does however present certain challenges, particularly to the people standing next to him (although nothing a really tight choreography couldn’t solve). But being a blind bandit is serious business, and Blinkin packs a punch to be proud of. And why settle for a stage punch, when a real punch will do just as well? Singing about punching people in the face is pretty great; actually punching them in the face, even accidentally, is even better.

Where to find it?: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

[trek-tracks]

So my poor husband, normally a very clean-shaven man, has been terribly ill for most of a week with some sort of Throat Virus of Doom. I am caregiving as best I can (I am no Bones or real Beverly Crusher, that’s for sure), but when I had to abandon him to go to an appointment and rehearsal, my phone pings and it’s just a plaintive “it me” and this picture:

The man *really* knows how to tug at my heartstrings.

[elodieunderglass]

[ziyal]

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

[gremlinkisser]

holy shit?

[happyendingsong]

youtube link for international viewers

[penguinated]

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

[0kkvlt]

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

[crackyfanfic]

thehumon:

thehumon:

Guys….

You know how it’s a running joke in Guardians of The Galaxy Vol 2 that Drax has sensitive nipples?

I thought it was just a silly thing they came up with between Vol 1 and 2 to explain why Drax never wears a shirt, but while looking for pictures of him for another post I noticed something.

In Vol 1 the text on the left tells us he has unusually tough skin, and after the big fight with Ronan he only has two wounds.

On his fucking nipples. They told us from the very first movie that the skin on his nipples is thinner than the rest of his body. That is some ridiculous planning for a joke (unless it’s a goddamn plot point in Vol 3)

A friend suggested “Maybe the fathers from Drax’s species can nurse their children” and I don’t know what to do with that. But I can imagine the conversation that would follow.

Quill: You nursed your daughter!?

Drax: Of course. It’s an important bonding experience. You will realize that once you have your own children.

Quill: I don’t want to nurse any babies!! I can’t!!

Drax: You can’t? Then why are your breasts so big?

Quill: Pecks!! They’re pecks!!

[misslucy21]

[stitchesandspirals]

When you’re half-way through a project and realize the stitch count is off

[misslucy21]

In my experience as someone who 1) can’t reliably count stitches and 2) can’t reliably remember what she was supposed to be doing where she left off, I’ve found that a little k2tog or kfb will almost always be fine. I usually try to do them near the edges, a few stitches in, but I’ve done them in the middle of a lace pattern before in a span of knit stitches and no one’s been the wiser. 

[reshipkmn]

[hedgehogreads]

It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes.

This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers.

 - Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

[ladyyatexel]