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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lynnafred

freakthemer asked:

You said you have a gorss zucchini story?

I SURE DO. Another person beat you to it and I’ve answered it here, but because farms are disgusting I have no shortage of gross vegetable stories.

Zucchini are great vegetables. They taste great, they’re easy to grow, and people love them even if they’re bizarre looking. (You’d be amazed at how many people love BIG HUGE zukes because they make great zucchini pancakes, breads, and boats.)

What’s not so great about zukes is that you get a whole lot of them and they only last about a week in top condition. 

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replies freakthemer zucchini AND THEY GET SLIMY WHEN THEY GO BAD so if you catch them after they're good but before the hair stage they're just greasy feeling and gross and you'll feel the phantom slip of a gross zuke for the rest of the day it's a real Bad Feel
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When he got back to the Post Office, Moist looked up the Lavish family in Whom’s Whom. They were indeed what was known as “old money,” which meant that it had been made so long ago that the black deeds which had originally filled the coffers were now historically irrelevant. Funny, that: a brigand for a father was something you kept quiet about, but a slave-taking pirate for a great-great-great-grandfather was something to boast of over the port. Time turned the evil bastards into rogues, and rogue was a word with a twinkle in its eye and nothing to be ashamed of.

– on what time does to history | Terry Pratchett, Making Money

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“ “ Anon asked: If you’re still taking requests could you draw some Hastur and Ligur? I love them so. ”
I couldn’t remember if they had any physical descriptions besides “one’s tall, one’s short” so I basically did my own thing haha. Even...
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The Patrician waved his hand towards the stairs and his office full of paper. ‘Nevertheless, Commander, I’ve had no less than nine missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.’
‘Yes, sir. I’ve given that viewpoint a lot of thought, sir, and reached the following conclusion: arseholes to the lot of ‘em, sir.’
- Feet of Clay, by Terry Pratchett

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“December 15 2018 - Cops in Paris are shown specifically targeting peaceful citizens filming riot police. I know this footage looks almost comically dystopian but it is real....
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December 15 2018 - Cops in Paris are shown specifically targeting peaceful citizens filming riot police. I know this footage looks almost comically dystopian but it is real. [video]

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Why and how were they filming themselves filming ??

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Independent journalists often have a gopro camera on their helmet or chest that just films continuously during a protest or a riot to catch stuff happening without having to grab their camera all the time, and then usually also have a higher quality professional camera.

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the whole thing about the back room is literally sending me……like there isn’t a table and chairs, there’s a SOFA and an ARMCHAIR……the sofa has a BLANKET on it…..it’s tucked away in a quiet corner of the bookshop……and while aziraphale has his own little armchair, crowley sits on that sofa with more ease and familiarity than he would in his own home……..like the whole thing reads as so so fucking domestic……you expect me to look at that and not immediately reach the conclusion that the back room is for the explicit purpose of crowley having a place to take naps??? on that sofa, while aziraphale reads in his chair across from him????? like is that not EXACTLY what this is???? they are. LITERALLY. just a pair of gay married old aged pensioners. like what the hell. what the fuck