[pankhearst]

[leander-ligo]

This is how I respond to unwanted dick pics now, Bill Nye sticking a hot dog into a cup of molten metal

[um-heythere-blog]

when the president doesnt believe in climate change so u gotta make your own netflix series to educate everyone

[manyminimangoes]

[the-science-llama]

My dream come true. Bill Nye will be debunking pseudoscience bullshit on Netflix

[rmedina81]

[creativekandi]

Bill Nye should just be the answer to all our problems

[incorrect-good-omens-quotes]

Shadwell: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Newt: Yes.
Shadwell, showing him a Polaroid: I was hula hooping. Tracy and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Newt: Oh my God.
Shadwell: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Newt: Why are you telling me this?
Shadwell: Because no one… (sets fire to the photo)… will ever believe you.
Newt: You sick son of a bitch.

[incorrect-good-omens-quotes]

Adam: Anathema has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.
Newt: Hey, Anathema, what’s the worst multiple of four?
Anathema: Twelve, obviously. Dumbass.

[incorrect-good-omens-quotes]

After I pull this off, they’re gonna hang my picture in the Hell Hall of Fame, right next to the guy who invented bees.

Crowley to Hastur and Ligur as he carries the bassinet with the Antichrist