[unhingedpirates]

• <p> <b>Aziraphale, to Shadwell:</b> I'm not a demon, you idiot! I'm an angel. An entity of pure goodness.<p/><b>Shadwell:</b> ...<p/><b>Aziraphale:</b> On an unrelated note, would you like to join me in the quest for murdering a child?<p/></p>

[they-them-pussy]

i know we’re getting wooby aziraphale rights but i also hope we get kickass and hella smart aziraphale who sat down with the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter, witch and managed to calculate the location of the Antichrist in one go

[knightofthesevenfandoms]

Headcanon where Aziraphale smashes a spider in the bookshop and Crowley is legitimately horrified that he wasn’t given the option to take it outside.

[reshipkmn]

[devouringyourson]

I s2g if Aziraphale or Crowley have the audacity to even look at each other let alone speak words I’m suing Amazon for emotional damages

[tardissigma]

[vulgarweed]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[thatgaybich]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrilyangry]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[pratchettpatricianpages]

[goddamnshinyrock]

Vetinari & Leonard of Quirm. Inevitably my favorite of all Vetinari’s interactions with people. Inspired by rereading Jingo, but not from a particular scene.

[hartnellwho]

[mr-william-hartnell]

Billy Hartnell, 1936. 

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[hauntedfalcon]

Schmendrick: I saved her from the bull

Molly Grue: you fucked up a perfectly good unicorn is what you did. look at it. it’s got breasts