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Poole’s Lady’s and Gentleman’s Polite Assistant
and useful remembrancer
for the Year 1829
containing an almanack
the births deaths and marriages &c of the Soveriegn Princes of Europe
lists of Both Houses of Parliament
ruled pages for engagements cash accounts and various other articlesof useful information
To be continued annually
London Printed for J Poole et al

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trickerydickerydock

Yes hi hello where is my production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream where it’s revealed that Titania was, true to Queen Fae form, not waylaid by magic love pollen, but actively trying to fuck with Oberon for fucking with her

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Titania, as loudly as possible: Oh! Oh shit! It looks like I’m in love with this donkey-headed mortal peasant now! How weird and totally unsuspicious

Oberon and Puck: -high-fiving in the bushes-

Titania: He’s just so hot! Makes my husband look ugly as fuck

Oberon and Puck: -high-fiving less-

Titania: I mean seriously, compared to you, guy with the actual head of a mule, Oberon looks like pixie-dusted shit

Oberon, strangling Puck: How much did you use

Puck: hhghh

Titania: You know what, fuck Oberon. I’m divorcing him tonight and taking you and my mortal friend’s hot son with me. 

Oberon, about to punt Puck so hard he girdles the Earth twice: How Much

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Now this interpretation I’m on board with

shakespeare a midsummer night's dream LMAOO