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Your Fictional Farm is Wrong

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Or, How To Write Life on a Farm

By me. A person who spends more than half their waking hours on a farm.

So you’re sitting down to write a fic, and you decide on a farming AU. It’s something that you don’t expect to put a lot of time in, it’s only for fun, and really, let’s face it: you haven’t been to a farm since your second grade field trip where you got to pet a cow and that one really unfortunate kid (you know the one) slipped off the bus and fell in mud and had to walk around in borrowed coveralls three sizes too big all day.

If you’re expecting something like this:

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(yes that’s my farm STOP JUDGING ME)

Then you’re forgetting the two most important things about farming. 

Farming is GROSS and farming is WEIRD AS FUCK.

Read on for some schooling about life on farms and how you, too, can incorporate some good old farming zaniness into your next WIP.

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Things Are Gross and Things Are Strange

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What I want for Star Trek Discovery Season 3….

Is for Micheal Burnham to have a nice time. No guilt things or Klingon wars or red angels or family nonsense.

Just… nice family time and happy work days.

She deserves it.

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Season 3 is just a lot of drama happening in the background while we see Michael eat her way through Discovery’s entire dessert menu.

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Like the opening to Guardians of the Galaxy II but instead of Groot dancing it’s Michael eating strawberry cheesecake. 

itturnsoutimintomonsters

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Originally posted by burnhamandtilly

YESSSSS!!!!!!!

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illegallyblondethemusical

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

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okay

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these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

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In light of some stunningly Bad Takes I’ve seen about this post, and posts like it, here’s a clarification I would personally like to add.

Yes, executive dysfunction does frequently result in people wanting to do stuff, but not doing that stuff. That’s why people use the term that way.

IT ALSO MEANS A LOT OF OTHER THINGS. Including but not limited to: trouble remembering facts, trouble monitoring time, trouble stopping of finishing things you have started, struggling to regulate emotions (ex. getting very upset by minor setbacks)

And that matters. It matters that we have an umbrella term for this group of functions because they are related, and it matters that people not spread misinformation, even if they mean well.

bogleech

is this why I’ve had 12 hours to write one thing today and I did everything else imaginable including more stressful and more difficult things instead

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