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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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After four rings it gave a little cough, followed by a pause, and then a voice which sounded so laid back you could put a carpet on it said, “Hi. This is Anthony Crowley. Uh. I—”
“Crowley!” Aziraphale tried to hiss and shout at the same time,
“Listen! I haven’t got much time! The—”
“—probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but –”
“Shutup! Listen! It was in Tadfield! It’s all in that book! You’ve got to stop—”
“—after the tone and I’ll get right back to you. Ciao!”
“I want to talk to you now—”
/BeeeEEeeeEEeee/
“Stop making noises! It’s in Tadfield! That was what I was sensing! You must go there and—”
Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
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