[rem-ir]

[mjalti]

I know this is like extremely depressing lol but when I look at people I would consider dating/marrying, 1 of the “litmus tests” I have for myself is the answer to this question: “if this marriage were to fall apart, could I see myself coparenting successfully with this person?”

[mjalti]

There’s some people who are very petty and this is my first thought, just genuinely “if I married this person and we ended up divorcing, could I trust this person to provide our kids with a positive environment on their own/with a new partner, can I trust this person to raise these kids without trying to retailiate against me, could this person be trusted to watch out for the best interests of our children even if it included something he didn’t want to do” & let me tell u… so many people become unattractive when u get the answers to those questions

[mallgothhamlet]

#this is good advice even if you don’t intend to have kids

important tags

[rem-ir]

[patricianandclerk]

Jeeves: Your tea, sir

Bertie: Can I have a little spoon, please?

Jeeves: Certainly, sir (delicately embraces Bertie from behind)

Bertie: Lovely

[rem-ir]

Assassins: can we have a guild?

Ankh-Morpork: sure

Thieves: can we have a guild?

Ankh-Morpork: yeah, go for it

Smugglers: can we have a guild?

Ankh-Morpork: one guild coming right up

Forgers: can we have a guild?

Ankh-Morpork: um, no??? That’s Illegal

[rem-ir]

[snakegay]

*goes to slovenia* *strolls around lake bled* *theres skateboarders* hmm this makes me think of elephants that use giant oiled seed pods as a means of locomotion

[kahahuna]

#Aziraphale and #Crowley kept me company into the wee hours of the morning last night. The plant mister and hot cocoa were absolutely necessary.
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#GoodOmens #goodomensprime #NeilGaiman #terrypratchett #Watercolor #Watercolorprocess #artinprogress #davidtennant #MichaelSheen #TheEndIsNigh
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwzc0oFH44I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17lolqxgqgxfr

[crackyfanfic]

We interrupt our regular broadcast to bring you … Vulcan Kisses

[spocks--cock]

I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.

Vulcan husband-wife kiss:

Adorable.

Vulcan mother-child kiss:

D'AWWW

Sexy vulcan makeout:

ooh yeah get some

Vulcan–wait what

what are are you doing

oh my god

stop

yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms

but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested

[lookthatway]

Double handed kissing. You sluts.

[startrekislgbt]

this is literally why nsfw is not allowed on tumblr anymore

[colchrishadfield]

The gorgeous optimism of a Spring hillside, gladdens my heart. (at Swansea, Toronto)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwzejWpHCzo/?igshid=1sc1ei17xy7su

[crackyfanfic]

[largishcat]

me as a writer: obsessed with being original, constantly worried that ill copy another artist by accident, i can’t use that phrase i saw someone use it on may 12th, 2014 and

me as a reader: happily reads 2349460283 different versions of the exact same plot

[skybloodfox]

Oh my god it’s true

[pronker]

Truer post does not exist.

[cosmictuesdays]

[sapphicauthor]

V.E. Schwab’s advice on creating memorable characters.

[crackyfanfic]

[thebatwiggler]

there’s no better feeling than getting fucked up by an author over and over as you make your way through their ao3 fic list

[fieldbears]

there is, and it’s being that author and seeing their list of increasingly distressed ao3 comment notifications in your inbox the next day

[isiskitsune]

When you get the kudos notifications from 1 person in a string and see where they had to call it a night… then the next day you get the rest of a list of kudos from the same person

[kittyknowsthings]

those are SO GOOD.