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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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remember, if the Holy Roman Empire could call itself literally all three of those things (Holy, Roman, and an Empire) while being none of them, you can lie on this job application and tell them you are in fact outgoing, positive, and completely stable

make like it’s the 12th century and just make shit up, that’s how they’ll remember you in the history books anyway

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BBC’s Good Omens Radio 4 Dramatisation: Episode 1

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All the scripts were transcribed using the CD version of the BBC radio drama; there may be differences between this version and other broadcasts.  The CD is available on Amazon.

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The Best Line I Ever Cut (What’s Yours?)

We’ve all had to cut lines we love. Kill our darlings, as the saying goes. This was the most painful deletion for me, from Revelation (One True Thing).

All of this was an unnecessary risk to his person, of course, but it seemed that Bashir, through years of stubbornly believing Garak capable of goodness and nobility despite all evidence to the contrary, had finally created a truth.

So, fellow fanfic writers, what’s yours?

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Theory: Dax was hitting on Odo in the episode Shadow Play

Something about the way she asked him if he’d ever been with a woman

and the way she looked at him every time he demonstrated he could be good with children, was so fond

My theory is she thought about pursuing him for like a day, but decided it would probably be too much effort to get him out of his shell a millimeter

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Dancers’ Feet and DS9 Canon

I’d like to set the record straight on this, if I may. I’ve seen tidbits floating around the fandom here and there saying Bashir has a foot fetish, citing the line in “Armageddon Game” about his ex the ballet dancer having exquisite feet.

I am not a dancer. However, I work at a ballet school, so I can tell you with some authority that ballet dancers have the worst feet. Really. Especially the women, who are standing (and hopping!) on the tips of their toes. Their feet are not pretty at all when the shoes are off. I have actually heard a grandfather say he wouldn’t touch a dancer’s feet with a six-foot pole, it’s that bad.

In ballet speak, good feet basically means feet which do weird stuff that looks liable to cause injury, like curve a lot. It doesn’t really make sense to anyone else. (I work at a school and I often wonder what these people are thinking.)

So sure, you can say he has a thing for feet if you really want, but I don’t think so. Because a dancer’s feet are not attractive.

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