[drpathetique]

Casual reminder that in no way has anything to do with anything I may have seen at work:

Use condoms.

Purchase condoms (or attain them by other means if necessary), store them on or nearby your person and use them.

I don’t care if you’re ace or celibate, use them by giving them away.

I don’t care if you’re in a long-term monogamous relationship, buy some weird ones and use them for fun.

I don’t care if you only have sex once every three years, because hoo boy that will not protect you.

[drpathetique]

Discovering a new Norse blog, but then finding out they’re racist:

[the-swift-tricker]

[drpathetique]

[iamlosingmymarbles]

To Whom It May Concern:

[p3ggle]

Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!

[bnprime]

heathen!
it’s a pika!
they’re not mice (rodents), they’re lagomorphs (bunnies).
they live on top of mountains, because they’re from back in the ice age, and only mountain tops have the appropriate climate anymore.

they don’t hibernate in the winter, 
so they spend the summer gathering flowers and hay
they dry their crops in the sun
and then store them in underground burrows to eat all winter.

they also hop around and shout “meep meep meep” at you

[drpathetique]

[shakescene]

“[he] either is a god, or could kill god, and i do not care if there is a difference.” is so literary. like it sounds like what a shakespearean tragic hero would say as they careen over the moral event horizon. but instead it’s delivered by brian david gilbert from polygon about sonic the hedgehog.

[theterrifyingrenegadeteenager]

Also “Oh my god, they’re civilians”, which sounds like it comes from a nightmarish moment in a war movie, but immediately precedes a two-minute long explanation on why Mario is a war criminal.

[drpathetique]

[midwest-medblr]

Me: *gets horrible contact dermatitis on hands, tries to be own doctor, slathers random lotions/OTC hydrocortisone all over hands, attempts own “patch” test, still has rash three months later, sees a dermatologist at last, uses triamcinolone prescription-grade for two days, rash is 60% gone” Oh…..

Originally posted by usedpimpa

Note to self: Even though you are technically a doctor, don’t try to be your own doctor.

[cerberus112]

Being your own doctor sometimes is good. Most of the times, I’d rather hand my health to another doctor. A doctor more doctor than me.

[drpathetique]

[fuck-usag]

Okay @literally all of you, tell me something good that is happening in your life. Anything. Don’t care if we’ve never talked before I want to hear it. I need to be happy about something for someone and so I’m making a list of all the happy things that are happening for people that I can come up with and I want more. Literally I’ll write it on this list and tomorrow I’ll wake up and look at it and be like ‘wow all these nice things happening. Reblog if you can with the nice shit that’s happening so it can get traction.

[rum-on-fire]

a cat came to my window this morning, made direct eye contact with me, and meowed one (1) time

[radioactivepigeons]

I get to see my dad this weekend. I have a good relationship with my dad, and so I’m really excited! And, for the first time in three months, I’m getting out of Scandinavia which I need badly.

I’m seconding the request, because I need people to be happy for as well!

[fuck-usag]

NICE keep going, my guys.

[homotologist]

Heard back from my graduate program director and as soon as the programs concentration adviser gets back from a work trip we’re setting up an interview! 🙌🏻

[theglowstickchronicles]

24 days till Vegassssss

[mursejesse]

I’m getting my bathroom fixed this month so I don’t have to worry about my shower floor rotting out from under me whilst I clean my own self.

[meanwhileonwednesday]

Last winter Bre and I had one single $30 kijiji snowboard and walked up sledding hills. 

In November on opening weekend I crab walked laterally across a glacier face at the top of a mountain because it was steep af and icy and I was terrified and in 5 hours we did 3 runs. 

This March I’m a solid blue run and can do a little baby jump and even didn’t die accidentally going down the mogul run I took by mistake. In 4 hours we did 8 runs. 

Its wild to see progress and I’m so excited to have a winter sport to make the 9 months of winter less awful!

[pharmdup]

Got my start date for my dream job, and it works perfectly with my schedule. Followed immediately with an email telling me not to contact moving companies since they’ll arrange and pay for all of that directly.

[drpathetique]

I recently learned to make a mean salmon pasta sauce. I’ve been wanting to include more fish in my diet and I found the most glorious way to do it and eating this dish makes me feel so content in the moment.

[drpathetique]

[lillivati]

like way to make a point, but this is also a cursed image

[drpathetique]

Fun Fact: Whenever I tell a person about my ADHD and they say “I could never have guessed” I’m reminded about how shit non-psychiatrists tend to be at recognizing ADHD.

[drpathetique]

[premed-with-adhd]

[drpathetique]

[thelostmedstudent]