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what CRACKS me up abt Aziraphale and Crowley as a couple is that they very clearly have bad sex

like you just know every single time over the past six thousand years it’s been fumbling and awkward and way too much teeth and saliva and neither one of them ever seems to get any better at it, but like. they’d never do it with anyone else, so they just never realize they are the two most unsexy creatures on the entire planet

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