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That night. - DictionaryWrites - Jeeves & Wooster [Archive of Our Own]

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Rated M. 32k+. WIP. Jeeves/Wooster slow-burn. 

BIG TIME complicated relationships, period-typical repression and homophobia (including Victorian views on masturbation), big time depression, anxiety, heavy suicidal discussion, and in general, heavy topics.

Bertram Wooster has a secret unspeakable.

“Even if she was— I’m talking about a goddess, Jeeves, gearing up to marry the old Wooster corpus to her in matrimony, and— And pleasant, and kind, and… And thoughtful, and what-not, not aunt-like at all in her demeanour, the perfect woman, no flaws whatsoever, and I wouldn’t want to marry her, and you’d help me out of it?”
“Yes, sir,” I say. “If you are affianced against your will, it is my duty, I feel, to remove you from the case.”
“And never be married?” he asks.
“Not if you do not wish to be married, sir,” I say evenly.
“Oh,” he says. “And you’re not going to… You’re not going to, er, ask why?”

[sci-fi-gifs]

[filmgifs]

Men In Black: International (2019), dir. F. Gary Gray.

[good-omens-fanart]

[good-omens-fanart]

This Crowley has Legs.

[lolcatsinlove]

[minrazinc]

Andy Robinson is going to play Caesar in a Frankenstein-style hybrid of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar titled Julius Weezer in El Portal Theatre in North Hollywood from May 4. See you all there.

[discworldtour]

“A banker? Me?”
“Yes, Mr. Lipwig.”
“But I don’t know anything about running a bank!”
“Good! No preconceived ideas.”
“I’ve robbed banks!”
“Capital! Just reverse your thinking,” said Lord Vetinari, beaming. “The money should be on the inside.”

– on qualifications | Terry Pratchett, Making Money

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[daisiesmakingchains]

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

[daisiesmakingchains]

[newtgeiszler]

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

[the-barista-district]

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

[mishellfishbeach]

I hope the trans community steals gender reveal parties

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

It would make a lot of sense

[ladyyatexel]

good news, everyone!  they put Honeycomb cereal back to the way it was instead of the nasty abomination they’d turned it into

i know you were all really on the pulse of that heavy hitting issue

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

batsonthebrain asked:

I'm not sure I've come across an answer, but why exactly is Wensleydale called as such? Will we find out or is it one of the mysterious naming convention thingies of the Them?

neil-gaiman answered:

The family name was Wensleydale… As it explains in the book,

‘My father says there’s no such thing as witches,’

said Wensleydale, who had fair, wavy hair, and peered

seriously out at life through thick black-rimmed

spectacles. It was widely believed that he had once been

christened Jeremy, but no one ever used the name, not

even his parents, who called him Youngster. They did

this in the subconscious hope that he might take the

hint; Wensleydale gave the impression of having been

born with a mental age of forty-seven.

[iggystarpup]

A teeny tiny Pusheen painting (4 x 4 inches) for my bff’s birthday. 🍩🐈💕

www.iggystarpup.com