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ghost-of-an-italian-partisan asked:

Hey Em!! ok so first of all I'm in love with your blog and holy hell, your fics are so amazing they literally take my breath away! but i wanted to ask you a thing since you're kinda big in the fandom, do you remember by chance a post with a deleted audio from a radio play where holmes and watson basically confessed their love for each other? i swear i didn't hallucinate it but i looked for it everywhere and i still haven't found it

a-candle-for-sherlock answered:

Oh my goodness thank you very much! I’m so glad you enjoy the things I love 💛 and as far as that post goes, I do remember it but I can’t find it either! It didn’t contain the audio, though, just an anecdote—supposedly they performed the bit privately at someone’s memorial and it was never in the plays proper. But it was the performers from the Bert Coules radio adaptation, I believe. Does anyone else know how to find that post?

educatedinyellow

Regarding people’s descriptions of the unaired Coules scene, you’re thinking of this post, I believe.

There’s also a radio comedy version of Hound of the Baskervilles in which Holmes and Watson say “I love you” and it’s not cut out, it aired on BBC radio. I haven’t listened to the whole play, but here’s a post with Holmes’s “I love you” excerpted (it comes at the very end of the clip).

a-candle-for-sherlock

Yes!!! Thank you @educatedinyellow

two-nipples-maybe-more

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

now excuse me as i lay down on the floor right here and cry for half an hour

a-candle-for-sherlock

Same!! Also here’s Watson’s very earnest “I love you” courtesy of @sanguinarysanguinity!

a-different-equation

What you refer to (and oh how lovely that more people discover at last ny favourite) is Steven Canny & John Nicholson The Hound of the Baskervilles, aka peepolykus!holmes. It’s a PLAY that got recorded for BBC as well. It’s fantastic, and queer as f*ck. Also, they both say “I love you”. It’s the version where they are in an established, confirmed relationship for years. Also, alllllllll the sex metaphors.

I was fortunate to watch it live. The stage was light up in rainbow colours.

You can buy the script online (highly recommended!) and listen to the slightly abridged BBC audio version. It’s avaible completely online.

Just scroll through my blog. All is tagged. You can even find photos. As I say: it’s my favourite. It’s a canon Johnlock classic. If/when it’s staged in your area, don’t walk, run.

The most explicit queer with ALL the Oscar Wilde & porn is obviously The Newly Discovered Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, another BBC production, and yes, part of the team later went onto Coules!Holmes. Why people settle for desperately unspoken audio when they can have “flashing your ankles at your fellow soldiers”… remains a mystery to me.

@a-candle-for-sherlock @two-nipples-maybe-more @educatedinyellow

The reason why canon Johnlock in SHERLOCK wouldn’t have been groundbreaking… because it’s been all done before.

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“No Watson! Your letters were my torch!”

“…You burned them?”

“Yes”

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kaldicuct asked:

Did I ever tell you the story of how I lost my fiance to a guy so clumsy he lost his eye to a coffee table?

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202 answered:

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kaldicuct

Ok, So I’m in college about 10 years back and roomed with this guy named Joe. Dude is Steve Urkel levels of clumsy. Except life isn’t a sitcom. Dude broke his arm twice in the year I knew him. I was about to get married at this point in time when he walks in on she and I kissing, he didn’t expect us there and wound up tripping, falling into a glass top coffee table. Doctors couldn’t save his eye. He’s having to wear a sterile cotton thing on his eye during the healing process.

Well, fiancee feels guilty because we startled him to begin with. She basically nurses him back to health. During this time, I had realized that I knew absolutely nothing about the guy. Anytime I’d ask where his home town was, she’d tell me “not now” or something similar. 

Anyway, he gets healed up and she fell for him. Nightingale syndrome hard. They get up, pack everything and leave. No note, no nothing, no phone calls. Not even a “fuck you go to hell.” Haven’t heard from them since.

In short. 

If it weren’t for cotton eyed Joe, I’d been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe.

the-mighty-birdy

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Anonymous asked:

hey, were u one of the ppl who came up with the good omens roleswap!au with aziraphale as the demon & original tempter(TM) but he's a ferret instead of a snake and crowley is this kinda edgy angel? cos i remember seeing it on my dash a few weeks back but i cannot for the life of me remember who made it and i can't find it or stop thinking about it

I’ve NEVER heard of this au I’m so sorry but if anyone does know what this is uhh wtf hit me up cuz this slaps?????

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ineffableplan

In the book, Crowley seems extremely aware of Aziraphale at nearly all times. He’s paying attention to him, knows all his likes and interests, knows what buttons to push and what is too far and when Aziraphale wants him to leave.

David Tennant in what we’ve seen of the tv series? Is managing to convey this even in stills. Crowley’s position and body language is centered around Aziraphale, attentive, listening. Crowley anchors himself around Aziraphale as if caught in orbit.

crowley aziraphale ineffable husbands good omens his willing to put in the time and effort to listen! to understand! to be understood in return!