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maniacalmole

On my re-read of The Great Gatsby I’ve discovered that an angel and a demon decide to crash one of his infamous parties. Aziraphale of course makes it to the library. Later Crowley attempts to drive a car that’s missing a wheel. (If he assumes it will go, surely it still will?)

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good omens Aziraphale attempts some of the American lingo ignore the pencil and my thumb which is covering up the embarrassing 'annotation' my high school teacher forced us to do
devouringyourson

every day I think about that post where someone read Good Omens multiple times thinking “ineffable” meant like “un-fuckable” and how that didn’t even affect the plot it’s so funny to me how well that works

lets be honest i had to google it ineffable good omens ineffable plan an un fuckable divine plan that fucks up just the inherent un-fuck-up-able nature of things ineffableplan such an ICONIC post
ace-lynir

okay guys, lemme give you a bit of advice. so don’t make a post after a sugar rush crush at 2am.

cause it may look like a funny post to you that you worked hard for but you also actually tagged Neil gaiman and he actually responded and he was obviously having none of your stupidity.

so not only was my work disregarded by the community (which is fine) but the man himself was also made aware of this fact and thinks I’m a punk ass kid

thoroughly embarrassed good omens
azireffable

hey, aziraphale leaves the door to their cottage open and a little grass snake makes it’s way inside … 

crowley returns after an hour or so of napping out in the hammock to aziraphale tutting over this little creature that’s just slithering about … the thing hisses at him and he just, “no. no, you won’t get fussy with me, young man.” and crowley leans against the frame of the door to watch aziraphale tell this snake that there is nothing for you here, you know. unless you’d like for me to read to you? but i’m terribly busy. too busy to entertain the likes of you. i’ve already got one of you. and that’s plenty!

taken from the discord ... was edited a bit aziraphale crowley good omens ineffable husbands anthony j crowley anthony crowley