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good omens a/c fic rec list

I’m having such fun with this. Here is yet another revision to my A/C fic rec list. I’ve actually TAKEN STUFF OFF because it’s gotten too long so am paring it down to one fic per author. Many of these authors are artists with a massive body of work so if you like a fic I recommend digging!

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Crowley/Aziraphale fic rec list

Living Arrangements by afrai (M) - This has been my favorite Good Omens fic for many, many years. It’s a First Time fic and I just find it so believable. Be careful though, it’s a heartbreaker. Synopsis: Aziraphale becomes human as retribution for his role in certain Events. (If you read this and want to talk about the ending, feel free to message me, I have a Lot Of Thoughts.)

Not Too Late by maniacalmole (G) - This has gotta be a close second. There is nothing else really like this in the fandom. Also, it has some fantastic one-liners. Could be read as gen, but why would you? Synopsis: Crowley and Aziraphale don’t meet until just before the End Times. Everything is different when you subtract 6,000 years. (Or is it?)

Theatrical Sins by Aria (G) - I don’t know why I love this one so much, but I do. It has amazing characterization and handles the slash (oh yes, it’s there) with an extremely light touch. Synopsis: Crowley and Aziraphale attend the theater throughout the years.

Crown of Thorns: The Walls, The Wainscot, and the Mouse by irisbleufic (E) - If you ever see an A/C fic rec list without this on it, something’s gone quite wrong. Synopsis: Crowley and Aziraphale move into that cottage on the South Downs and begin figuring out just what they mean to each other (and the many new people around them). This ate a couple of my weekends last fall.

Modern Love by punkfaery (T) – One of the few fics that really captures the gravitas of A&C’s immortality. Really lovely; a bit bloody, but truthful. Synopsis: Crowley, Aziraphale, and a series of significant moments from 1204 to 2015.

Re-Recalled by Jennistar (T) - this one is so cute, damn. If you need a feel-good fic tied up with a warm fuzzy bow then this is the one for you. Also, bonus, written in the exact style of the novel itself, IMO. Synopsis: Aziraphale is discorporated in the middle of an argument. Everything goes badly, until it doesn’t.

such surpassing brightness by Handful_of_Silence (G) – A new challenger enters the ring!! You guys. This is brand spanking new and it is so good oh my God. Synopsis: Aziraphale is the patron saint of queers and Crowley has a lot of complex feelings about it. 

Eyes Closed by tinsnip (M) - this fic will fuck you up. I’m furious about it. I thought about this fic for DAYS after I read it. Read it and then help me lobby the author to fix it please. Synopsis: Aziraphale makes love with his eyes closed.

Form and Function by SleepsWithCoyotes (M) - I avoided this fic for so long because I was nervous… but I don’t know why I was nervous, because the execution is absolutely flawless. Synopsis: the AU where Crowley is a dragon.

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an anomaly:

Collide by serpensortia (E) - ok this is technically adult!Adam/Crowley (NO, WAIT, I KNOW) with the barest breath of A/C, which I am morally opposed to EXCEPT that this little fic is delicious. Synopsis: Adam always gets what he wants.

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Finally, while this for sure doesn’t deserve such company, have a shameless self-promote as well.

Final Temptation by rfsmiley (M) - I cannot believe I did this but I took a crack at First Time fic and put it online ahhh Synopsis: It doesn’t occur to Crowley to tempt Aziraphale until approximately 5,900 years into their relationship.

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tinsnip

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), The world itself, And some unfortunate airplane passengers
Additional Tags: easier than air with air, celestial lovemaking, Crowley isn’t smooth, Aziraphale likes him that way
Summary:

Full steam ahead, decided Crowley: “I think we should get naked.”

Ethereal/occult lovemaking of the rather fluffy variety.

Source: archiveofourown.org
HOLY TITS TINSNIP WRITING AGAIN drop all your shit and get at this I am gonna read this on my non-work computer >>>__>>>
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People keep leaving “Isn’t Bill’s first name Bilius?” comments on one of my HP posts and the answer is no. I checked before I posted. Bill Weasley’s first name is actually William. 

“Do you, William Arthur, take Fleur Isabelle….?” 

- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 8. The Wedding

People are getting the name Bilius from a Weasley uncle, the one who saw a Grim and died twenty-four hours later. Ron’s middle name is also Bilius. Ron presumably was named for this uncle. 

“Talking about Muriel?” inquired George, re-emerging from the marquee with Fred. “Yeah, she’s just told me my ears are lopsided. Old bat. I wish old Uncle Bilius was still with us, though; he was a right laugh at weddings.” 

- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 8. The Wedding

It’s kind of funny to imagine, though, that Bill could have grown up thinking that his name was Bilius. Kids often don’t know the “correct” names for things because the adults in their life refer to these things incorrectly as an in-joke or by nicknames. If everyone called him Bill and Bill grew up knowing his Uncle Bilius, then he could have very plausibly been under the impression for many years that his name was also Bilius. 

Until, of course, September of 1982 rolls around. 

Professor Minerva McGonagall opens a scroll and begins reading off the names of the first-years who are to be Sorted. She gets to the very last name on the list (entirely possible with a W name) and calls out: “WEASLEY, WILLIAM!” 

11-year-old “Bill” Weasley, who has just this second found out that his first name is actually William: “…Who?!” 

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You can probably bet that Bill’s siblings sometimes called him Bilius as a joke too. Like, “BILIUS ARTHUR WEASLEY, HOW DARE YOU!” 

Bill, unperturbed: “Yes, how dare I, Bilius Weasley, do this.” 

Or maybe: 

Charlie, speaking for all the Weasley siblings at the wedding: “YOUR NAME IS WILLIAM? SINCE WHEN???” 

Bill: “Since always, apparently.” 

Molly & Arthur: “What did you think his name was?” 

Charlie: “I THOUGHT IT WAS BILIUS. LIKE UNCLE BILIUS.” 

Arthur: “…No.” 

Molly: “Why would you think that?” 

Charlie: “WE’VE ONLY EVER CALLED HIM BILL?!?” 

Charlie: “OH SHIT, WHAT’S MY NAME? DO I HAVE A SECRET NAME TOO?!” 

Molly: “…You don’t… you don’t have secret names.” 

Ron: “I want a better secret name than Ronald.” 

Fred: “DIBS ON MANFREDO.” 

Ginny: “I will now only answer to Ginwumpkinwinsalot.”