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oh I'm DYING over the mental image of that 'oh Mr. Fell, all for me?', YEAH. Crowley getting to do a different set of fun Weird Things with his tongue, and then Aziraphale flipping him onto his back and riding him, and that's also different from usual for both of them... it's good stuff! Bioessentialists do not interact! (Crowley asking if Aziraphale would be turned off if he tried the same some time, Aziraphale saying of course not, it's you??) (I am enjoying all of this so much rn)

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“Oh, Mr Fell,” Crowley murmured against Aziraphale’s thigh, nipping the soft, plump flesh as he dragged Aziraphale’s trousers farther down, “all for me? You shouldn’t have…”

“You did say, my dear, that you’d like to have some more– ah, diverse playthings, I merely thought–” Aziraphale sounded flustered and uncertain, and Crowley shifted forward on his knees, moving between Aziraphale’s thighs where he rested on the edge of the bed.

Aziraphale’s cunt was a delight

They’d been discussing it, the past few days, just idly talking about the ways in which they made an effort, and Crowley had just… mentioned it. Sex was one thing, after all, and for them, the actual equipment they had was just an accessory, a piece of the outfit. That was just talk, though.

He hadn’t thought Aziraphale might follow through.

It was like the rest of him: fat and ripe for the squeezing, and with lips so pink that Crowley just had to lean in and lick, dragging a deviously dexterous tongue over the edge of him, feeling Aziraphale yelp and gasp, his thighs quivering as he fell back onto the bed and shoved them a little farther apart.

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