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Look, 70s Crowley's look may seem dated now, to you young'uns, but at the TIME? If I were walking home, the stroll from my bus stop to my door taking me past some discotheque, this absolute sex bomb going from lounging against the wall outside to hurrying to catch up with me to ask me to accompany hm? 'Oh no', I'd say, 'I've got to get home, just did the shopping and I'm carrying milk', and one thing leads to another and then I ask him up for coffee but really we just have sex over (tbc sorry)

(cont’d) the back of the sofa. Then we have that coffee and he asks if I want to get down to the discotheque now that the milk’s put away, and I say I’m not much of a dancer, but you can hear the music from next door, so he insists on trying to teach me, only it turns out HE’S not much of a dancer, either, so I just take him to bed, because he looks like exactly the sort of virile man-shaped creature who’s good for two goes a night. Three, maybe, and the feel of that mustache against the neck…

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