[sodafrog13]

POLLUTION SAID FUCK TERFS Y’ALL

[xiaodanart]

I’m making voidfish prints! 

[imthedefinitionofrandom]

Okay but CONSIDER

Just endless Ineffable Husbands kisses, since neither of them really need to breathe

(Crowley would definitely make it a competition)

[flashbastardwithsunglasses]

But what if nanny!Crowley actually thinks that gardener!Aziraphale is sexy?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[maonethedwarf]

Crowley/Aziraphale - Life Is Beautiful

You can’t quit until you try
You can’t live until you die
You can’t learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie

Can’t breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you’re the joke
There’s nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?

[pratchettgeek]

Pepper’s given first names were Pippin Galadriel Moonchild. She had been given them in a naming ceremony in a muddy valley field that contained three sick sheep and a number of leaky polythene teepees. Her mother had chosen the Welsh valley of Pant-y-Gyrdl as the ideal site to Return to Nature. (Six months later, sick of the rain, the mosquitoes, the men, the tent-trampling sheep who ate first the whole commune’s marijuana crop and then its antique minibus, and by now beginning to glimpse why almost the entire drive of human history has been an attempt to get as far away from Nature as possible, Pepper’s mother returned to Pepper’s surprised grandparents in Tadfield, bought a bra, and enrolled in a sociology course with a deep sigh of relief.)

- Good Omens by Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @kitty_fostering_oz: “Food coma!! Tasma is enjoying the rescued life…” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: http://bit.ly/2Uq2Qyt ]

[good-omens-fanart]

[cersell]

I present: my new weakness

[ladyyatexel]

brain scanned, body tired