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“Don’t see why not,” said Brian, who had a wide, cheerful face, under an apparently permanent layer of grime. “I don’t see why witches shouldn’t have their own newspaper. With stories about all the latest spells and that. My father gets Anglers’ Mail, and I bet there’s more witches than anglers.”
“It’s called Psychic News,” volunteered Pepper.
“That’s not witches,” said Wensleydale. “My aunt has that. That’s just spoon-bending and fortune-telling and people thinking they were Queen Elizabeth the First in another life. There’s no witches any more, actually. People invented medicines and that and told ‘em they didn’t need 'em any more and started burning 'em.”
“It could have pictures of frogs and things,” said Brian, who was reluctant to let a good idea go to waste. “An'—an’ road tests of broomsticks. And a cats’ column.”
“Anyway, your aunt could be a witch,” said Pepper. “In secret. She could be your aunt all day and go witching at night.”
“Not my aunt,” said Wensleydale darkly.

- Good Omens by Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman

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