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Anonymous asked:

uhhhhh Crowley flossing or fortnite dancing. If GO as a TV series takes place in the 90s like the book he inspires the modern trends of those dances

Anon I have no clue if this is referencing something i reblogged but I w h o l e h e a r t e d l y agree

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[queerlxy]

“Founded in 1990, The Oscar Wilde Society is a literary society devoted to the congenial appreciation of Oscar Wilde” hey guys I know what Aziraphale was doing after the apocalypse now

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it’s 28 british dollars to join if you live in the UK but 45 british dollars for “the rest of the world” so now I know this was him

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but like…. you do get six journal issues a year and a newsletter…….

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[queerlxy]

The witness made this speech with great emphasis and some signs of emotion, and there came from the gallery, at its conclusion, a medley of applause and hisses which his lordship at once ordered to be suppressed.

Mr. Gill.—“I wish to call your attention to the style of your correspondence with Lord A. Douglas.”

Witness.—“I am ready. I am never ashamed of the style of any of my writings.”

The Trial of Oscar Wilde, from the shorthand reports

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[dykecrowley]

these two shots couldn’t be categorized unless there’s a file for The Most Beautiful Angel Boy To Exist

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bringthekaos asked:

Hey so I know we’ve all been collectively bullying you for a release date, myself probably included at some point. But thank you for spending so much time away from your family to bring us Good Omens. We promise we appreciate it, even though most of the time we’re all certifiably insane about it.

neil-gaiman answered:

It’s not bullying, just a lot of very enthusiastic people wanting to see something they hope they are going to love.

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[dykecrowley]

let’s talk profiles. let’s talk noses.

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[regencysnuffboxes]

aziraphale (drunk, obviously): ONE FEELS LIKE A DUCK SPLASHING ABOUT IN ALL THIS WET! AND WHEN ONE FEELS LIKE A DUCK, ONE IS HAPPY

crowley: ooooooh ducklings!

aziraphale: TOO OLD TO BE A DUCKLING, QUACK QUACK

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[aziraphaleshitposting]

honestly i’ve gotten to the point where im so desperate for content i’m watching Michael sheen explain APR and mortgage 

[katy-133]

I’ve gotten to the point where I’m watching videos where people boop their pet snakes and build specialized terrariums for them.

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[dykeiel]

The dad energy was so strong I got second hand embarrassment

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dykeiel:

mostlyanything19:

dykeiel:

Michael said dumbass rights when he started trying to peel an onion with a potato peeler

Also, putting the entire block of lard into the pot to boil

“rub ingredients together? What does that even mean?” this man has one (1) braincell