i think one of the funniest things in good omens that i’ve not seen anyone talk about is that when crowley and aziraphale get shot with a paint gun, crowley realises he’s not actually injured and that it’s just paint almost immediately, but aziraphale genuinely thinks he’s been shot and just stays lying in some flower bushes waiting for death to come. we stan a dumbass
AND when Azi realises he isn’t dead, his mind immediately goes to the fact that his £400 Armani shirt now has a lil paint stain on it, then proceeds to be the most dramatic gay in history when explaining why he doesn’t want to miracle it away
oh we stan a gay dumbass







