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weirdgirlcore
not 2 b that person but they really did say chubby aziraphale rights didn’t they…..fucking superb you chubby little angel boy
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anthonycrowleymoved
Do you think Aziraphale subjected Crowley to his magic tricks immediately after he woke up after the 19th century or do you think he gave him a year or two to catch up??
You know he whipped out the doves and playing cards as soon as Crowley seemed alert enough to string sentences together. Hell, I don’t even think sentences would be requisite; any kind of reaction at all would suffice.
Crowley probably thought he was still asleep, in the midst of a trippy dream. Naturally, since he believed he was dreaming, he might have told Aziraphale that he was his favorite angel and that he was glad they were on Earth together.
He’d have avoided the angel for a century after realizing he wasn’t dreaming, only Aziraphale seemed so happy…
@maniacalmole your tags though
:D
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gaylittleknife
crowley and aziraphale are both the worst guy in your intro to philosophy class but for different reasons
crowley: i’m just saying, given the existence of intelligent humans, can it not be said that we are the creators of our god, and therefore the creators of our selves? if descartes was correct in writing cogito ergo sum, does it not follow that deus ego sum? also, i’m fairly sure we only exist in a worm’s nightmare
aziraphale: this is all very confusing, can’t you just tell me the answer? what do you mean there’s no answer? what do you mean i have to form my own opinions using critical thinking? what do you mean the nature of philosophy necessitates continuous debate and nobody is ever truly right or fully wrong? what the fuck
…bonus points for having Aziraphale be the one who says fuck.
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watsonraejepsen
I know this meme is SO overused but ever since n*ilman said that thing about heaven and hell being like one big office building and gabriel is that one asshole boss everyone hates I cannot get the image out of my head of aziraphale being that one gay guy in that brandon rogers sketch and it’s literally the funniest thing ever to me
aziraphale: I’ve worked here for about 6000 years now, and I really do love working here, you know, we all have a lot of laughs
aziraphale: fuck off gabriel i’m not going to mary’s fucking baby shower
deepintheshadyglen
Information for Gyakuten Kenji (Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth) from Tokyo Game Show 2008.
Nintendo Power
Issue 236, Page 50
