[askdrunkcrowley]

jcrycolr3wradc15-deactivated201 asked:

Okay I just wanted to check. He is my favorite english monarch. I put his name in mine to honour him. What history and That Play did to him was quite beastly. Did either of you know him?

Nah. I was in Cathay at the time.

{I didn’t know him too well, no. I did have dinner with him once, I remember that. He had a deep love for rack of lamb, and his fingernails were perfect.}

See, this is why people know right off the bat that you’re attracted to men.

{I’m afraid I don’t know what you–}

You’re a flaming homosexual, Azi.

[deathdecayglitter]

Don’t get me wrong a tiny part of me will die when that bookshop goes up in flames but Crowley being so flustered with worry for his husband friend that he doesn’t even know or care who to swear by is important.

[teatledeedum]

Little doodles. I bet Aziraphale’s messy wings are the fluffiest things on the planet.

[pratchettgeek]

“My father says there’s no such thing as witches,” said Wensleydale, who had fair, wavy hair, and peered seriously out at life through thick black-rimmed spectacles. It was widely believed that he had once been christened Jeremy, but no one ever used the name, not even his parents, who called him Youngster. They did this in the subconscious hope that he might take the hint; Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of forty-seven.

- Good Omens by Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

HELP CROWLEY KEEP HIS PLANTS ALIVE

Step 1: Shout at the plants as loud as you can to keep them alive. Instill the wrath of God!

Step 2: Drizzle them with holy water but make sure not to touch yourself wit any of it. Crowley is a demon after all.

---

Thanks to jiascorp10 who sent me the last pic!

[buffyann23]

David Tennant at the Good Omens Amazon Prime FYC Event 04/17/19 (x)

[hilariouslygrounded]

why has it taken me until now to realize the cook in the burger lord in good omens is supposed to be elvis?

[crxw1ey]

Now with the good omens TV show coming out,this is what we ain’t gonna do .

We ain’t gonna call people fake fans for not having read the book!!!Some people can not get their hands on the book/aren’t interested and that’s ok!!People are allowed to like shows/movie adaptations of books without having read the book

And yeah ik the book is amazing,and you are 100% allowed to recommend it to people but don’t go around being like

“iF yOu hAvE nOt rEaD tHe bOoK yOu’Re a fAkE fAn”,that shit is so annoying

[occasional-owl]

Crowley: 🎶🎶the best part of waking up, is going back to sleep🎶🎶

[occasional-owl]

Producer: are you sure about that?

Neilman: the ghost of Terry Pratchett told me to write that in how dare you