[brinnanza]

I’m still fighting with this wip, so here’s a snippet, from the section about the punic wars:

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Aziraphale is looking at him with a rare, undisguised concern, and Crowley bristles uncomfortably. He forgets sometimes that just because Aziraphale acts like he’s perpetually stuck several centuries in the past, that doesn’t mean he’s not aware of current events. “I do hope you weren’t involved in that fighting in Cannae,” Aziraphale says gently. “They say it was quite a mess.”

Something hot flares up in Crowley’s gut. “It wasn’t a mess, angel,” he snaps, hissing the sibilants. “It was a massacre.”

Aziraphale reaches out to touch Crowley again, hand hovering over Crowley’s on the table, but then he seems to think better of it and pulls back. “Well, I’m pleased to see you made it out in one piece.”

Crowley’s not so sure he did. He’s seen plenty of humans die before, sometimes violently; hell, he’d been there at the very first murder. War has run rampant along the whole continent, her hair and torches both flaming. Still, there’s something hollow in Crowley’s chest, cold like a winter midnight in some barren, desolate place.

[stanford-pines]

“aziraphale cant drive because hes behind the times” wrong. aziraphale cant drive because hes gay. crowley cant sit on anything normally because hes bi. these are the facts.

[taiteilija]

I’m going to use this quotation every single time I send link concerning news about any of my fandoms to my poor, only vaguely interested friends. Oh, and, by the way… have you watched it yet?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Me: sees Sheakespearean Crowley with the beard Oh that’s bad. 

Later: sees Garderener Aziraphale Nope, I was wrong. THAT’s bad.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[patricianandclerk]

shadowrin865 asked:

I’m sorry, that weird rat dude is supposed to be brother Francis? What? I am so confused

i mean, if it ISN’T brother francis, and this is just aziraphale’s weekend look, i’m even more upset

[imaginethevorta]

I heard real life people talking about ds9 in real life yesterday and stg I felt like I was in the twilight zone

[screechthemighty]

Listen I know that everyone likes to joke how Crowley is Bad At Being A Demon and yeah, if you examine the fact that he actually likes humans, he totally is? But in terms of his actual methods, I’d say that he’s one of the better demons in the books. I worked retail AND food service, y’all, I know how easily people can turn into hell beasts over minor inconveniences and what how much it messes you up to be on the receiving end of that.

[blessyouhawkeye]

“it’ll be the two of us against all of them” peak romance