you’d be as happy with a harp as i’d be with a pitchfork. you know we don’t play harps. and we don’t use pitchforks. i was being rhetorical.
utakanalight
utakanalight
you’d be as happy with a harp as i’d be with a pitchfork. you know we don’t play harps. and we don’t use pitchforks. i was being rhetorical.
ghost-of-an-italian-partisan asked:
Hi, yes, you’re right - I love Neil Gaiman but - I apologize in advance for this blasphemy - I much prefer magic realism to humour, which is why I never managed to get into Terry Pratchett’s books. I tried several times, but maybe it’s not the right moment yet. So, well - I liked Good Omens, but my true favourites of his would be stuff like The Ocean at The End of The Lane or Neverwhere?
But still, it’s a very good book and David Tennant’s going to be there! And Michael Sheen! I adore both of them, and I can’t wait to see what they made of Crowley and Aziraphale! After years of neglect and ridicule and having to scuttle at the very back of bookstores to even find fantasy books, it’s great that we’re finally celebrating these stories, and now that GoT is ending, I hope TPTB will decide to pour their money on other fantasy books.
homunculiii
agnes nutter really was That Bitch huh finds out she’s gonna he burned at the stake and decides fuck that noise she’s going to say some ominous shit call god a bastard and load her skirts with gunpowder so when they burn her they all blow up?? iconic
I can’t stop thinking about Aziraphale arriving in Paris too late to interfere and thus being forced to simply stand there with the mourning crowd, in front of the burning Notre-Dame, observing towers tumbling down, flames devouring one of culture’s finest monuments that once, so long ago, he watched being built.
Nothing, I believe, except maybe being a witness to the burning of Library of Alexandria, would make him feel so ancient, so old and, yet, despite it all, despite all of his many abilities, long life and experience, so powerless…
also listen I know why I’m crying in the club rn and it’s because aziraphale and crowley are our dads
because whatever it is that they love about earth exists purely because they taught curiosity and empathy to adam and eve
scientists be out there drinking millions of years old water that tastes like shit thanks to crowley and people be in the streets celebrating and supporting different sexualities thanks to aziraphale
yeah they didnt do shit except getting drunk and making bad decisions in the book but they sure made sure there was something worth fighting for
tyler-noble
Aziraphale: Well, Crowley and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each others-
Crowley: Sentences
Aziraphale: Please don’t interrupt me
I’ve been working on a silly little ficlet that sprung on my mind Sunday afternoon… And the fucker is out of control!! It was a fluffy, funny ficlet, now there’s even Walt Whitman’s quotes on it.
Still a bit funny and on the short side, but it’s nothing like I have envisioned it.
Headcanon:
Crowley tried the whole Glam Rock look at the 70′s, but gave up after Aziraphale passed out from laughter upon seeing him like that for the first time.
what if aziraphale has a celebrity crush on david tennant and crowley made himself look like him to make himself more attractive to him make fun of him