[dinkythings]

It’s always amused me that Aziraphale had deviled eggs and Crowley had angel cake in this scene… I didn’t even notice the first time I read it.

[uchan-draws]

“There are people out there shooting one another!”

“Well, that’s just it, isn’t it? They’re doing it themselves. It’s what they really want to do. I just assisted them. Think of it as a microcosm of the universe. Free will for everyone. Ineffable, right?”

[radiant-pie]

[kaflowypiec]

Hozier is possessed by Aziraphale

[watsonraejepsen]

aziraphale: the archangels in the lowest sphere of heaven are really powerful, so it’s important to take all necessary precaution when approaching

aziraphale, blowing an air horn at gabriel: get fucked

[ren-nolasco]

[ren-nolasco]

I did another one of those “We Prevented the Apocalypse Vacation” things and I’m truly not sorry.

[watsonraejepsen]

Good Omens characters as things my classmates canonically said

Newt: I have started the computer. I have logged into the computer… i have murdered the computer

Anathema: fuck fate. existence may be a puppet show but i have a new shining pair of scissors. snip snip bitch. pinocchio’s here

Aziraphale: would i be willing to commit murder over a book? yes. would i be willing to commit murder in general? …also yes

Crowley: i always go for a style that i like to call: lesbian vampire with no fashion sense

Madame Tracy: step 1) i become one of those people who talk to ghosts, step 2) i put weed in the incense so the clients hallucinate their dead relatives themselves, step 3) im a fucking genious

War: my mum raised me to be the kind of lady who lets boys fight to the death over her, marries and then stabs the last one standing and makes it look like an accident for the insurance money

Adam: nonono when i say that i want to kill every life form on this planet that doesn’t include dogs, no that would be fucked up man

Pepper: you can’t do cartwheels in the corridor but that’s just because you’re a pussy

Wensleydale: we are not talking about the sex lives of bugs at 8 in the morning

Brian: *disturbingly realistic impression of a laser gunshot*

Shadwell: jk r*wling has committed a crime against god and i will personally tear down her kingdom of bullshit with my bare hands

[hacash]

the other thing i love love love about the good omens trailer is that it would only have taken a few inadvertent tweaks to make the crowley&aziraphale relationship one where aziraphale is genuinely rather priggish and stand-offish against crowley,this demonic enemy who clearly is beneath (geddit?) him

instead for all his self-perceived moral high ground, michael sheen is absolutely nailing the distressed, hopelessly angsty, close-to-tears permanent state of distress embodied by every one of us who’s ever absolutely adored someone you really really know you shouldn’t

so so perfect iloveitsogoshblessingsedmuch

[sixtoskypiea]

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