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sandersgrey

Hello yes Aziraphale has been shown to have reading glasses in the show so picture, if you will, the angel too distracted with a book to realize the glasses are slidding down his nose so Crowley (who was hanging around the bookshop and is currently unleashing havoc in social media) just leans over the table and pushes it up for him. Neither of them even look up from what they’re doing. Aziraphale mumbles a thank you and Crowley shrugs and keeps creating tumblr

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patricianandclerk

you know, crowley would buy a vape machine just for the hype, but he wouldn’t especially like it.

you know who would like it? you know who really, really would like, the Old Pleasure of a cigarette without giving anyone issues with second-hand smoke, or people not liking the smell of the tobacco from his pipe, which he really misses? you know who would LOVE all the stupid flavours???

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lilacqueerr

crowley: i just think it’s really fucked up that modern society sexualizes nudity when nudity outside goes all the way back to the Beginning and it makes no sense honestly and beauty standards-

aziraphale, heavily fixated on the strip of skin he can see between crowley’s shirt and pants: mhm, yeah, interesting

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