[saturniade]

i’ll meet you on Half Moon Street
i’ll be watching your mouth move when you talk
and all of those noises
well they really mean nothing to me at all

[watsonraejepsen]

so apparently snakes have an incredible sense of smell to compensate for their pretty awful vision, so i thought it would be hilarious for crowley to be ridiculously long-sighted

like he probably wears sunglasses just because he’s squinting all the fucking time

what if he’s also severely dislexic and it took him about two years to realize it’s “Ritz”, not “Rizt” and he was so upset he took a three-month-long nap

that’s also why everything on his computer is written in 28pt comic sans

[pratchettgeek]

Good Omens Quote

The Arrangement was very simple, so simple in fact that it didn’t really deserve the capital letter, which it had got for simply being in existence for so long. It was the sort of sensible arrangement that many isolated agents, working in awkward conditions a long way from their superiors, reach with their opposite number when they realize that they have more in common with their immediate opponents than their remote allies. It meant a tacit non-interference in certain of each other’s activities. It made certain that while neither really won, also neither really lost, and both were able to demonstrate to their masters the great strides they were making against a cunning and well-informed adversary.

It meant that Crowley had been allowed to develop Manchester, while Aziraphale had a free hand in the whole of Shropshire. Crowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, [Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live. Many Britons find this amusing.] but both reported it as a success).

And then, of course, it had seemed even natural that they should, as it were, hold the fort for one another whenever common sense dictated. Both were of angel stock, after all. If one was going to Hull* for a quick temptation, it made sense to nip across the city and carry out a standard brief moment of divine ecstasy. It’d get done anyway, and being sensible about it gave everyone more free time and cut down on expenses.

Aziraphale felt the occasional pang of guilt about this, but centuries of association with humanity was having the same effect on him as it was on Crowley, except in the other direction.

Besides, the Authorities didn’t seem to care much who did anything, so long as it got done.

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The third paragraph means that Crowley first did some wicked things and then some holly things, right? … Soooo, it must also mean that sometimes Aziraphale did some holly things and then some hellish stuff, right?

Ok. I need to see this in the upcoming tv series.

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*For some reason, there had been there Hell instead of Hull previously, until @neil-gaiman reblogged it and corrected. I’m sorry. I blame… uhm… Hell? Heaven? Tax-collectors?

[maonethedwarf]

[spacepirateangels]

thank heav– hel– someone for these looks™

crowley is @serpouncealott

[ineffable-idiots]

In every piece of literature a human has ever wrote regarding immortality it inevitably comes to the point that immortality would Suck™️ because it is usually on the premise that you would be the only human with immortality and everybody around you would die AND that immortality would get boring because eventually you would do everything and learn everything and experience everything well I can tell you it’s been six thousand years (and even more than that before Time was invented) that Aziraphale and Crowley have been alive and I can assure you that these two know absolutely fucking nothing

[mariemarion]

angel / demon

[davidtennan-t]

EVEN THE ICE CREAM/ICE LOLLY CHOICE IS ON POINT

[reshipkmn]

[cartoon-goon02]

these two