I keep thinking of Ineffable Husbands HCs set in, like, right fucking now, especially with all the streaming services we have.
Crowley upgraded his old as dirt television to a smart TV, and he subscribes to ALL of them, Hulu, Netflix, yes even Prime. He enjoys car programs, action films (he was once great mates with Steve McQueen), and horror movies, especially ones about exorcisms because they’re hilarious. He still thinks The Exorcist is the funniest film he’s ever seen.
He also has a soft spot for Great British Bake Off and even goes on Twitter to blast Paul Hollywood.
Aziraphale binge watches documentaries, particularly the David Attenborough ones. (“He just sounds so lovely, don’t you think?” he asks Crowley as they watch Planet Earth. Crowley plays at being jealous but Azi just rolls his eyes.)
They are so fascinated by reality television until Crowley realizes that, hold up! “I know these people!” he exclaims one night, pausing an episode of Jersey Shore.
Azi sighs. “Of course you did this.”
“It was an accident!”
Also, I can see them arguing over dinner about whether or not Steven Avery did it.
“You’re an angel. Aren’t you all-knowing?”
“We can’t be that omniscient, dear. Otherwise, what would be the use of God? ……don’t answer that.”
“Ngk.” Crowley downs his glass of wine and stuffs a couple of bread sticks in his jacket. “Let’s go. Chopped is on in ten minutes.”