lieutenant-commander
“ welcome home, captain ”
why discovery make ash, the one who had micheals back the e n t i r e season, stay in the present when georgiou is Right There and fully capable of fighting control
yedrindax
bisexualbailorgana
Character parallels, I’m guessing. Hugh and Ash are going to be separated from Paul and Michael for a little while, and in the meantime maybe they can help each other resolve their relationship problems.
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ifeelbetterer
Okay, I have a life hack for you.
Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.” And she said, “Prove it.”
And I glared at her, because why the fuck should I prove anything to her? And I waited for the next hiccup, which would prove that she was a dick and that I was, indeed, suffering from hiccups. And… that hiccup never came. And she smirked and said, “My daughter calls me whenever she has hiccups and when I ask her to prove it, she never can.”
And that was weird. But later that night, I got hiccups AGAIN, so I said to my boyfriend, “I HAVE HICCUPS.” and he said “Yeah, you do.” And I said, “No, ask me to prove it.” And he gave me a look like I was a crazy person, and I hiccuped again and insisted he ask me to prove it and he did and BAM. I couldn’t do it!
And a few days LATER, I got the hiccups WHILE DRIVING ALONE, and I said, out loud, “DUDE, I have the hiccups.” And then, in another voice, “PROVE IT.” And bam. Couldn’t do it.
The moral of the story? Apparently hiccups are little shits who refuse to perform on command.
There you go. Hiccup cure. I can’t promise it’ll work for everyone, but so far, it’s worked for me like six times.
You’re welcome.
I saw this post two years ago and it saved my life (i have hiccups a LOT, and it used to last for ages and get genuinely painful), so I just want to 1) spread this tip again, 2) testify that it even works through text chat for me. I can have a friend type to me “Prove it.” and bam, gone.
“Oh, you got hiccups? Give you ten bucks if you can do it again…” is what ETD does. No one ever ends up with the $10.
weallknithere
The Locksley Sweater is still one of my favorites, and it probably gets the most action out of all of my hand knit sweaters! 😍
Knitting pattern: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/locksley-sweater
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lissy-strata
fuckyeahgoodomens
Anonymous asked:
Our poor, desperate, lonely snake ;___; This will be like the sad 10th doctor in the rain gif x 10 (David Tennant will surely rock it!)
Yeah poor snek :(
starfleet-tips-and-tricks
StarFleet Tip #16
If you really, really need to break someone’s nose, make sure you have an audience. Chances are you aren’t the only one.
And they can help clean up the blood.
Or, you can use a holo-program, avoiding the mess entirely.
ladyyatexel
Apparently I was big worried enough that I just drained myself and needed to sleep for four hours in the middle of the day
deepintheshadyglen