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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ignigeno

I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.

ignigeno

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Here she is! My beautiful rescue horse that I murdered a man for! I named her Pinky because she has a lovely pink nose.

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And of course I braided her mane and tail because she is a queen.

smallest-feeblest-boggart

ok well NOW i’ll play video games

katy-133

Anonymous asked:

Plz explain archer book joke

Right ho! :D

Okay, so as I wrote earlier, the only reason why I got the reference was from the fourth season of A Bit of & Fry and Laurie. In the episode, Stephen Fry says the following,

Stephen Fry: “When Jeffrey Archer wrote the words, ‘The expanding bullet mushroomed inside Ullman’s thigh, splintering bone and tissue, as if it had been cheap crockery’ he may have been talking about this woman…”

I later found out that Jeffrey Archer is a British author who is known for writing stories that make readers feel a bit uncomfortable. I would compare him to Jeff Lindsay, who wrote the Dexter series. He’s a writer who won’t shy away from describing death, injury, and pain in detail. Or at least in a way that makes readers uneasy.

“With torture, as with making love, foreplay is the all important factor.”
- Jeffrey Archer

He’s also written books with titles like Kane and Abel, The Eleventh Commandment, and co-wrote The Gospel According to Judas. Books that Aziraphale might have taken a particular interest in.

So when Gabriel comes into the bookshop and says that he “senses an evil presence” (Crowley, obvi), Aziraphale saying that “it’s probably just the Jeffrey Archer books” is a gag because, 1) Aziraphale is apparently uncomfortable about Jeffrey Archer. And, 2) Gabriel barely understands what books are, so why bother mentioning a specific author? XD

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She was not well known, except where it counted. Get half a dozen war correspondents together in an airport bar, and the conversation will, like a compass orienting to North, swing around to Murchison of The New York Times, to Van Home of Newsweek, to Anforth of I.T.N. News. The war correspondents’ War Correspondents.
But when Murchison, and Van Home, and Anforth ran into each other in a burnt-out tin shack in Beirut, or Afghanistan, or the Sudan, after they’d admired each other’s scars and had downed a few, they would exchange awed anecdotes of “Red” Zuigiber, from the National World Weekly.

- Good Omens by Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman

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