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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bmouse

MWAHAHAHAHA

Ok, proving that there are ups and downs in this B of a life: after last week’s terrible very not good financial news today I actually got a win in. Since my office is a shitshow and people are leaving in droves the powers that be have wisely instituted a ‘generous’ work from home policy, especially if your commute’s shit. (And believe me, mine is) So there’s a stick to beat the devil with and I promptly used it to wallop my manager into giving me Thursdays and Fridays WFH in perpetuity.

So YASSSsssss job, ph33r me!!! I am gonna be living that 4 hour workday myth just you wait. 

bmouse irl I will literally just do my morning meetings and go fishing
old-type-40 tinsnip
dunkstein

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

dunkstein

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

theotheristhedoctor

That was a near-religious experience 

cosmictuesdays

Alternate link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO7vEoSk3l4

old-type-40

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Let’s not forget the very last episode of the series in which they used the same rocket sled to propel their crash test dummy Buster into a wall at faster than the speed of sound. (x)

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bmouse sachermorte
unpretty

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

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this was the jellyfish

it is a very beautiful jellyfish