[cosmictuesdays]

[bmouse]

In honor of ‘Oh shit I totally forgot it’s National Poetry Writing Month’ here’s an autobiographical poem about my day. Ahem.

“WFH” by bmouse

Today I did what good girls should

a work from home day’s only good

as long as it is understood

by all, that nothing will get done

I’ll piss off down the road for fun 

And pick up litter off the byway

Compulsively, and less for my way

eased, one day by karma, maybe

angels on their knees inside a cloud

all six eyes to the periscope

They probably don’t give two shits

And yet the grass is clearer 

since I passed

Doritos bags no longer haunt

the daffodils

I found a lake, a stunning place I’d never been

hidden by scrubland off the road from Sears

I’ve only lived here fucking twenty years.

~

[sosuperawesome]

Necklaces / Rings / Earrings

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[bmouse]

pride.com

'Bachelor' Couple Who Ran off Together Still Dating, Went to Pride

We love love!!

[profeminist]

“Last September, Vietnam’s iteration of The Bachelor made international headlines when a female contestant halted a rose ceremony to profess her love for another female contestant.

“I went into this competition to find love and I’ve found that love for myself,” said a teary-eyed Minh Thu to the bachelor. “But it isn’t with you. It’s with someone else…”

She turned around to face Truc Nhu and Thu asked Nhu to return her rose and come home with her instead. The dramatic moment got even more tense when the bachelor chased Nhu backstage and convinced her to return to the competition.

But the gay agenda is powerful! Two episodes after Thu left, Nhu asked to leave the show because “she already found what she was looking for and it’s waiting for her at home.” Just like that, she and Thu began dating.

Six months later, fans are still following the couple’s relationship and an update on their status recently went viral again.

“Do y'all remember those girls on the bachelorette Vietnam who quit the competition because they fell in love with each other?” asks the tweet with over 27,000 likes. “I just found their Instagram and they’re still together! It’s so cute!!!!”

Read the full piece here

“Their Instagrams are @/thudoll_0211 and @/kattkool_11 !!!!”

Tweet source

[titles-and-pretense]

[tinsnip]

Britain: Mind the gap!

Germany: Bitte achten Sie auf den Abstand zwischen Zug und Bahnsteigkante! (Please watch out for the distance between train and edge of the platform!)

[titles-and-pretense]

Austria: bitte seien Sie achtsam! Zwischen Bahnsteig und Ubahntür ist ein Spalt! (Please be vigilant! There’s a gap between the platform and the door of the tube!)

[expelliarmus]

[bmouse]

[carryondrawing]

• Crowley: *sneezes*
• Aziraphale: Bless you, dear.
• Crowley, on fire: I can't believe you've done this.

[demonicvulcan]

[warpfactornonsense]

Felt like drawing a grumpy early morning Spock.

[good-omens-fanart]

[radiant-pie]

)))

[good-omens-fanart]

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[elliemillah]

[bloodbending]

people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life

[soulofsaturn]

A I R  S I G N S

[morganoperandi]

I hate this post because I am an air sign and I don’t see how this stuff is terrifying. This is just, you know, how you do.

You’ve got something that needs to get done, it doesn’t really matter if you like a person, you can still treat them well and be kind to them in order to make things go smoothly. Just because I hate someone doesn’t mean they need to know it.

[advanced-procrastination]

This just in, only air signs act like fucking adults