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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
riddleblack246

Anonymous asked:

✨ crowley/aziraphale human au :)

Awww, thank you~! I personally believe that Aziraphale wouldn’t be much changed between being an angel and being a human. He’d still be the gay antisocial bookshop owner in London that enjoys spending his time collecting rare manuscripts, feeding ducks, and eating sushi. Perhaps the only thing that would change is that Crowley, ever worried about his health, would be tutting at him to try to go out more and “No angel, puttering about your shop doesn’t count”. Oh, and for some reason I can imagine him being more inclined to

With Crowley, I’m all over the place. On one hand, I like the idea of him being a florist or owning a nursery of some kind. On the other hand, there was one artist (if anyone can find the user, I would love to credit them) that came up with the idea of Crowley being an accountant/tax collector and Aziraphale being essentially a sneakily intelligent tax evader (or is he? No one is certain) and that’s how they met. On a third hand, playing on a version of @patricianandclerk ‘s ideas of Crowley, I actually sort of like the idea of him being a nanny of some kind? Like, most parents go to him after hearing about him from others and, upon meeting him, think it’s a terrible idea, but find that their children tend to adore him, so they can’t bring themselves to question it. I like many ideas.

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Originally posted by mainomene

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azirafuck

with all those snake-like accessories on him, Crowley reminds me so much of that dude in What We Do In The Shadows who just went around telling everyone he was a vampire. like

“The Bible, you heard about it? Genesis? you know the serpent? Yea, that’s me. I’m the snake. Look at my tattoo.”

“I’m a snake. This belt? I posed for it. It’s me. The snake.”

“Where I bought this snake skin scarf? Oh, I shed it myself. I’m the serpent.“

"I’M THE SERPENT!”

“What shoes? Those are my feet. I’m a snake.”

and aziraphale most likely has to bear with this shit every time they go out like

“I BIT STEVE IRWIN!”

“Shut UP, Crowley! You did not bite Steve Irwin!”

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improbabledreams900
Hullo friends,
As many of you know, I’ve written a rather lengthy Good Omens fanfic series, and, as fewer of you know, I’m a graphic designer and book designer by trade, so I decided to fuse my talents and make my series into a set of proper...

Hullo friends,

As many of you know, I’ve written a rather lengthy Good Omens fanfic series, and, as fewer of you know, I’m a graphic designer and book designer by trade, so I decided to fuse my talents and make my series into a set of proper books!

To be clear, I’m not publishing or selling these (as, since they’re fanfiction, I obviously don’t hold the original copyright), but I did design them as though they were professionally published. Just for funsies.

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I am having them professionally printed, though (on-demand), so I thought I’d share with you all what I was about, so I could post pictures as the books are delivered and I assemble the final pieces!

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Oh, and this is the second set of covers, because of course I designed two full sets of covers; I overachieve at everything I do. XD  (proper pics of the art to follow in next post)

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fuckyeahgoodomens
katsuja replied to your post “You know, if episode three starts with the scene in the Garden of…”
Neil also stated that episode three will show Aziraphale being scolded for losing the sword.. so a different angle. I so so hope we’ll see pre-fall Crowley too.. or at least how God curses him to forever carry those snakey features <3

Oh yes! Thank you! The adapted footnote!

  1. And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?
  2. And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.
  3. And the Lord did not ask him again.

I found what Neil said:

Q: Have any of the footnotes from the book made it into the show via the narrator or other characters?

A: Lots of the footnotes have made it into the show in one way or another. In fact, episode three begins with the lord god asking Aziraphale what he did with the flaming sword that he was given, and Aziraphale confessing that he ‘put it down here somewhere, forget my own head next’.

So that’s how episode three will begin! :)

katsuja good omens episode three neil gaiman aziraphale god oh I am smiling even imagining it :)