an angel, a demon, and the most important plant mister in the world
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heaven definitely gets receipts for all the miracles aziraphale does on earth, but the angel in charge of reconciling them has the same attitude about it that I had when I reconciled receipts, which is unless something is extremely and obviously suspicious (read 30 sleeping cops) you just sort of put your hands up like “that’s above my pay grade” and rubber stamp it
hell gets records of crowley’s miracles too but the demon in charge of reconciling his receipts is there solely because it’s literally torture so they don’t give a single solitary fuck about what crowley is up to
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marveliciousfanace asked:
Both Crowley and Aziraphale would be professors with tenure because that is the only way they would get away with the shit that they do. Crowley teaches classes that range from politic science to environmental studies to law to cinema, to the point that no one is exactly certain which department he works for. Aziraphale teaches almost exclusively English courses, but all of them are high level and have super specific topics, like “The Bible as Literature in a Queer Context” or “Carribbean Poetry from the 1970’s to the Present”. Their offices are connected by a door, but look as though they’re from completely different buildings AND eras.