When I was a youth, I had a cat who would–in summer–helpfully catch grasshoppers and then dump them into unattended coffee cups when people weren’t looking. this is also Quark charitably sprucing up a dull replicator order, such as oat bran, with grubs
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[aka I spent a ridiculous amount of hours going through the 2006 HarperTorch paperback page by page cataloging character appearances bc I love data like this and bc it’ll be useful for future meta. In order to preserve my sanity I didn’t include every character, generally had to speak and have more than one scene. Slash marks in opposing directions indicate that though both characters appear on a page, it’s not in the same scene]
So yeah, please click through to the googledoc and enjoy the ridiculous fruits of my labor. And please let me know if you spot an error or need clarification!
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“I roll to seduce…” D100 Random Encounters
So… I’ve heard on the grapevine that a lot of PCs have been smooching it up with NPCs, much to my fellow DMs’ dismay.
“What do I do? I didn’t even give this NPC a name and now I have to role play Hanky Panky at my table? In front of the dice gods?”
Fear no more, DMs! For I have made you a D100 Random encounter table to determine how your thirsty PC’s naughty activities will go, without the awkwardness of actually having to squick yourself out by looking your friends in the eye and describing the down-and-dirty details!
Simply have your Player roll a D100 and use the following table to decide their fate.
DM WARNING: The following Random Encounter table can seriously break your game. Use with caution and make sure you read it through before deciding whether you actually want to use it. Seriously. It’s so ridiculously unbalanced and broken, my friends.
FYI you can see the full table at my wordpress site here.
And, as always, if you’re going to GM stuff that could make people uncomfortable (including yourself) make sure to check everyone’s comfort levels first and avoid anything that’s going to ruin people’s fun.

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