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StarFleet Tip #47

If you want to organize a movie night in the student lounge, be prepared to deal with the wildly different requests you’ll get. Put your diplomatic training to use!

(Andorians won’t watch anything pre-first contact, Vulcans will always, always choose either a musical or a Disney-Pixar film, and do we need to tell you what happens when you show Star Wars?)

(Also don’t show Jurassic Park to any experimental/xeno biology majors. Ever. Please. We can’t afford another island.)

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The only wall decoration was a framed drawing—the cartoon for the Mona Lisa, Leonardo da Vinci’s original sketch. Crowley had bought it from the artist one hot afternoon in Florence, and felt it was superior to the final painting.*
*Leonardo had felt...

The only wall decoration was a framed drawing—the cartoon for the Mona Lisa, Leonardo da Vinci’s original sketch. Crowley had bought it from the artist one hot afternoon in Florence, and felt it was superior to the final painting.*

*Leonardo had felt so too. “I got her bloody smile right in the roughs,” he told Crowley’ sipping cold wine in the lunchtime sun, “but it went all over the place when I painted it. Her husband had a few things to say about it when I delivered it, but, like I tell him, Signor del Giocondo, apart from you, who’s going to see it? Anyway … explain this helicopter thing again, will you?”

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“ zer0bandit:
“Hello, I still exist! Here is the 100% Official @shitpostsampler leggy carrot.
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We love our unofficial official mascot and you for drawing it!
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So, if anyone happens to want stickers of our adorable little friend,...
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Hello, I still exist! Here is the 100% Official @shitpostsampler leggy carrot.

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We love our unofficial official mascot and you for drawing it!

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So, if anyone happens to want stickers of our adorable little friend, @zer0bandit has put them up on Redbubble

Both of us have already bought some. We have no willpower.

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