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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pratchettgeek

The trouble with trying to find a brown-covered book among brown leaves and brown water at the bottom of a ditch of brown earth in the brown, well, grayish light of dawn, was that you couldn’t.
It wasn’t there.
Anathema tried every method of search she could think of. There was the methodical quartering of the ground. There was the slapdash poking at the bracken by the roadside. There was the nonchalant sidling up to it and looking out of the side of her eye. She even tried the one which every romantic nerve in her body insisted should work, which consisted of theatrically giving up, sitting down, and letting her glance fall naturally on a patch of earth which, if she had been in any decent narrative, should have contained the book.
It didn’t.
Which meant, as she had feared all along, that it was probably in the back of a car belonging to two consenting cycle repairmen.
She could feel generations of Agnes Nutter’s descendants laughing at her.
Even if those two were honest enough to want to return it, they’d hardly go to all the trouble of finding a cottage they’d barely seen in the dark.
The only hope was that they wouldn’t know what it was they’d got.

- Good Omens by Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman

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ace-lynir

I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA.

I remembered that the 10th doctor in a christmas special said that he got the last room on the day jesus was born so you know they had to go to the barn.

and I jUST– THAT’S CROWELY

THE ASSHOLE GOT THE LAST ROOM CAUSE IT’S THE EXACT PETTY NON HARMFUL IDIOTIC WAY HE WOULD USE TO GET BACK TO GOD AND DO SOMETHING “EVIL” AT THE SAME TIME

THE DORK GOT THE LAST ROOM ICAN’T—-KSKSKSKSKKS

I AM CRYING THIS IDIOT THE IDIOT SNAKE GOD PLZ FORGIVE THE IDIOT SNAKE I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD david tennat good omens doctor who 10th doctor
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emptybucketoffucks:
“ chibireaper:
“ this happened to me yesterday and so naturally, i had to take it out on aziraphale |D;; you can’t tell me he wouldn’t cry over a pet/character death in a book tho-
that aside, ‘the true tails of baker and taylor’...
chibireaper

this happened to me yesterday and so naturally, i had to take it out on aziraphale |D;;  you can’t tell me he wouldn’t cry over a pet/character death in a book tho-

that aside, ‘the true tails of baker and taylor’ by jan  louch is actually a really good read. (especially for animal and library lovers) ….just be prepared for the inevitable.

“it’s all part of the ineffable plan, aziraphale…but i’m sorry. i know it hurts. >:”

good omens belongs to terry pratchett & neil  gaiman  

emptybucketoffucks

Owwww, poor Angel TT__TT

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