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lala-sara asked:

“I can tell you’re lying.” angst

Thank you so much for the prompt! 

Read on AO3 - there’s something horrifically broken with Tumblr’s mobile formatting and it refuses to let me fix it, so AO3 is likely your best bet if you’re on mobile.



Julian stormed down the corridors of their captured Jem’Hadar ship. Garak had gone too far this time, he really had. Months of jibes and passive aggressive remarks, and now this. Enough. It stopped now.

He turned the corner and found Garak already working. “Ah, Doctor. Good. I could use a hand with this power grid. It doesn’t seem to like me, and we are on a tight repair schedule.”

Repair schedule be damned. “We need to talk.”

Garak peered at him over a half-removed panel. “What we need is to complete these repairs. Or have you forgotten that we’re on a Jem’Hadar ship with no warp capability? You were the one who made the calculations, after all. Seventeen years, two months, and three days to Federation space, I believe.”

“It’s about that, actually.”

“Oh?” Lips pursed, Garak peeled the panel off and set it delicately on the floor. “Did your genetically enhanced mind malfunction? A glitch in the code somewhere, perhaps?”

“What is wrong with you?”

“I believe the question is what’s wrong with you, my dear Doctor.”

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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

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I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

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Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

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OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

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Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

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We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

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I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

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::bows with a flourish::

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There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

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Sweet Jesus

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reblogging for the gif of the people recreating wow
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“It’s only three days in, and I’ve just discovered that I’m doing Lawn and Garden Month all wrong.
‘Destroy Weeds the Modern Way with Hauck Flame-Guns’ is a 1939 catalog for Hauck Manufacturing Company multi-purpose flamethrowers. Nellie...
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It’s only three days in, and I’ve just discovered that I’m doing Lawn and Garden Month all wrong.

‘Destroy Weeds the Modern Way with Hauck Flame-Guns’ is a 1939 catalog for Hauck Manufacturing Company multi-purpose flamethrowers. Nellie M. Burnett of Mapleville, Rhode Island raves “The Flame-Gun also solves the problem of garbage, weeds from the gardens and all general rubbish.”.

You can find out more about the things you can burn and set on fire around your home, workplace, or just about anywhere by visiting the full catalog in the Hagley Library’s Digital Archive - just click here!

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Approved.

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