“What’s this?” said Aziraphale, holding up a brown oblong.
Crowley squinted at it. “A book?” he said. “Not mine.”
Aziraphale turned a few of the yellowed pages. Tiny bibliophilic bells rang in the back of his mind.
“It must have belonged to that young lady,” he said slowly. “We ought to have got her address.”
“Look, I’m in enough trouble as it is, I don’t want it to get about that I go around returning people’s property to them,” said Crowley.
- Good Omens by Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman

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