[brinnanza]

the way I personally have decided to interpret “angels were sexless unless they really made an effort” is that angels, like a ace-spectrum friend of mine, do not inherently feel attraction unless they make a specific decision to do so. which means that angels can definitely fuck but they have to decide to want to. (in much the same way, I would imagine, that angels can choose to feel hungry or thirsty or tired if they for some reason wanted to). 

[riddleblack246]

As a depressed bitch, I’m required by law to relisten to the Good Omens audiobook at least six times a day, and I’ve just reached the part where Shadwell wakes up and encounters Aziraphale possessing Madame Tracy. Aziraphale says that whole teasing statement about Shadwell expecting Madame Tracy’s head to spin around and for her to start vomiting pea soup. Obviously he’s referring to The Exorcist. We already have implications that Crowley and Aziraphale are forming their whole plan based around The Omen. So, I must ask:

How many classic horror movies have this angel and demon seen together? Did they just happen to catch the occasional flick at the theater over the decades? Did they marathon a bunch at once? Do they have preferences for one over the other? Furthermore, if Aziraphale is able to make a reference to the film so easily, does that mean he enjoys horror movies enough to call upon them in conversation?

[brinnanza]

it’s sunday who wants a snippet from the “things that aren’t crowley’s fault” fic. 

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Whatever it is, it’s not fear of reprisal that makes Crowley clear his throat and say, a little awkwardly, “This wasn’t me, you know.” He scrubs a hand over the back of his neck. “My side, I mean. I’ve been causing a fair amount of trouble in Babylon, don’t get me wrong, but I didn’t - they came up with this on their own.”

Aziraphale lets out a long, slow breath. “I know,” he says without taking his eyes off of the burning city. “I know.”

Crowley frowns at that, unused to being taken at his word. Aziraphale usually assumes all the world’s ills are down to some infernal interference, that Crowley and his ilk have their fingers in every sin across the world. And this, the destruction of a holy city, the chaos and death and destruction, this is exactly what demons are supposed to inspire. It’s what Hell expects of him, at any rate, and why should Heaven expect any different?

“I mean, I could have done,” Crowley says, nettled for some reason he can’t quite articulate. “This sort of thing’s just my style.”

Aziraphale wrenches his gaze away from the wreckage of the city, the ghost of a smile on his lips. “No, Crowley,” he says with a heavy sigh. “No it isn’t.” Before Crowley can reply, Aziraphale’s wings bloom from his back, holy light gleaming through the streaks of soot that stain the white feathers, and he takes off into the night.

[hishap]

Ok hear me out : 2019 Crowley as one of these prank youtubers

[uchan-draws]

Anonymous asked:

I love your aziraphale and crowley! Every time your art comes up in the tag i dance

Omg anon thank you???

[ionamalachite]

I’m simple. I see good omens A/C fanart, and I reblog and heart it

[ineffableplan]

“… but they were both men, or at least men-shaped creatures, of the world,”

anyone remember when trans/nb people used to call themselves “girl shaped” or “boy shaped”?

i have no point other than the narration correcting itself here, and being third person limited omniscient from aziraphale’s pov, is kinda interesting

[spaghetti-machete]

the recession hit hard, but even in times of crisis, certain supernatural entities do their best to conduct “””proper demonic behaviour”””

[ionamalachite]

Me, broke as fuck: oh I’m sorry but Aziraphale ad Crowley in the tv show are, uh, not conventionally attractive

Me, woke as fuck now: shsjsjjss That Matters None At All, They Are Very Hot and I Love Them Both So Much. Very Hot 10/10 shhsjskskjsa (so cute,,,, would protect with my life)

[unhingedpirates]

I will never be over the fact that Neil Gaiman has a son named Anthony.

As in Anthony J. Crowley.

Like what a real life plot twist.