[spaceexp]

Space Flag prepares Airmen for a real fight

Peterson AFB CO (SPX) Jan 06, 2019
Air Force Space Command concluded its fourth iteration of the Department of Defense’s premier space exercise last month in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Space Flag 19-1 took place over the course of two weeks, testing Airmen from the 50th Space Wing and the 460th SW. SF 19-1 also included Airmen from the 27th and 26th Space Aggressors Squadrons, which are tenant units of Air Combat Command l
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[melaschasma]

 “Hugh and I fell in love after I told him to get lost.”

“That doesn’t make any sense.”

“Well, love isn’t logical… I was in a wonderful cafe on Alpha Centauri, when from three seats down comes this hideous humming. Have you ever heard someone try to hum Kasseelian opera?”

“I can’t say that I have,”

“I told him to stifle it, or sit somewhere else. Instead, he sat right next to me. And he’s been there ever since.”

“But after such a rude exchange, why would he do that?”

“I told him how I really felt and he did the same and we like that about each other.”

“I’m good at honesty.”

“Never hide who you are. That’s the only way relationships work.”

[cleowho]

“…the Daleks will take pleasure…”

The Evil of the Daleks - season 04 - 1967

[cosmictuesdays]

[penny-anna]

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

[penny-anna]

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

[dasbaron35]

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

[penny-anna]

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

[dasbaron35]

That’s even funnier, then.

[penny-anna]

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

[scarlet-silverweaver]

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

[kellyclowers]

It really does

[boopednose]

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

[experimental-sponge]

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

[marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer]

6x10 Gone - dailies

[plannedparenthood]

Is it bad to fake orgasms?

Someone asked us:

Is it bad to fake orgasms?

An orgasm is when your body releases tension that builds up from feeling sexual pleasure. An orgasm can make you feel good and can even lower your levels of stress.

But feeling so much pressure to have an orgasm during sex that you need to fake it? That’s not fair to you.

Sex without having an orgasm can be pleasurable and fully worthwhile. Not everyone experiences orgasms or has an orgasm every time they have sex.

You deserve the space to ask for what you need in order to have an orgasm. Same goes for being able to say, “I’m not going to have an orgasm right now,” and not feel like you’re majorly letting your partner down.  

If you want to have more orgasms during sex — and there really is no shortcut here — you need to tell your partner exactly what you need in order to do that. Yes, with your words. When something feels good, say it. When something feels meh, think of how it could be better, and say that. And if you want to stop before you have an orgasm? That’s totally fine, too!

If the thought of talking about what you want in the sex department makes you nervous, you’re not alone. It can be hard to be so upfront, especially at first. Just remember:

• What you want is probably not weird or wrong.
  
• Your partner is (probably) not a mind reader. It may be a big relief for them to not have to guess what you want.
  
• It’s normal for orgasms to come on quickly, or for them to reeeeaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy take their time.
  
• A lot of people with vulvas only have orgasms from clitoral stimulation  — and that’s perfectly OK. Same goes for if you only enjoy vaginal or anal stimulation.
  

Don’t know what you want? Masturbating is one way to figure out where and how you like to be touched.

It’s your body, and its pleasure is for you.

One more thing: if your partner pressures you, or doesn’t want to talk about how you feel or what you want, it may be a sign that you’re in an unhealthy relationship. If you’re faking orgasms because you don’t feel safe, you’re not alone, and help is available. You deserve sex and relationships that make you feel safe, healthy, and happy.

-Emily at Planned Parenthood

[cut-it-short]

[girrlscout]

For all of you that think I only take serious photos. Jokes on you. I can’t. 🙈

[spock-withatingeofpastel]

Sisko: You know Dukat can be real aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching

Sisko: [blows air horn at Dukat] GET FUCKED

[cosmictuesdays]

[edgebug]

infinity war seems a lot more unnecessary when you remember that the mcu canonically has two (2) elders of the universe who could literally wipe the floor with thanos. like huge battle, Everything is bad, suddenly the grandmaster and the collector roll up in their party bus techno music blaring and thanos is melted into a puddle instantly

[edgebug]

“Fuckin sweet” the collector says as he picks up the infinity gauntlet with his bare fucking hands “this is gonna look great above my big screen tv”

“who gives, uh, a shit about some shiny rocks? my trophy twink is here” calls out the grandmaster. he whisks loki away and they disappear in a puff of golden glitter to go play games across the stars

[xatomicxabyssx]

I mean. Fuck. This isn’t wrong

[arcaniumagigamuinacra]

wait the Grandmaster is powerful? its a Deity? I thought he;s just an alien?

[edgebug]

he’s, uh, kinda powerful yeah

[helljoe]

Hes not nearly strong enough to beat thanos. That list basically just says hes stronger than a human and immortal

[edgebug]

“h,hey you big purple dipshit”

says the grandmaster upon 1) rearranging thanos’s matter into vapor and then 2) subjecting each particle to a blinding blast of kinetic energy and then 3) teleporting each god damn remaining particle to a different corner of the universe,

“i know you liked having a, a body, and all, but uhhhhh this is what you get if you mess with my, my beautiful boyfriend here,” he waves over the battlefield and in loki’s general direction, “and the, the rest of the planet too. there’s skee ball here. skee ball, skee ball is great. so wh-whatever”

the collector is still fawning over the pretty rocks stuck in the infinity gauntlet (which he is still holding with his bare fucking hands) but he does get back into the party bus with it, which stan lee is driving

“bye, losers,” loki says before disappearing into the ether with his sugar daddy in a puff of golden glitter. the day is saved. peter parker goes back to school. bucky gets a goddamn nap under an actual blanket. steve and tony have an adult conversation for once. the rest of the movie is character development and constructive relationship building

the mid credits scene is the collector watching sex and the city on his big screen tv with the infinity gauntlet mounted above it in a lovely shadowbox frame

the end credits scene shows the grandmaster and loki in bed cuddling. loki is fast asleep. the grandmaster’s blue makeup is smudged all over loki’s face and neck and the part of his chest that’s visible. just off screen you can hear taika waititi yelling in triumph. jeff goldblum looks directly at the camera and winks. cut to black

[andallismended]

[omgthatdress]

In this house we follow the (Judith) Light!

She just killed me in ACS: Versace. Seriously I just want to throw statuettes at her.