When your lab has analog dials, levers, and vacuum tubes, I question the veracity of your bomb’s purported 46.6 billion light-year blast radius.
From @flatbushcats: “[🎶: @khruangbin] One of the best parts of TNR + rescue work is finding new homes for friendly adults that fell on hard times. Your support - and our amazing group of foster volunteers - brings love and VIP comforts to the sweetest souls we’ve ever encountered. At this very moment, former street cats like @ltkittymeow, @greeneye_leo, @norm.and.sal and @the_dahlia_cat are soaking up the sun on their warmest blanket, snuggled next to their favorite people. Thank you for making that possible. I’m taking a break to recharge and work on some big projects for next year, so you will see fewer posts for awhile. 🙏🏻💙🐾” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2EMDfN2 ]
Pagan holiday’s are fun cus no one can figure out if they should preface their holiday greatings with “happy” “merry” or “blessed”

@greed-the-dorkalicious you’re right and you should say it
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On the 6th month of intern year… (the lessons it’s given to me)
1. I may have an MD but I STILL have no idea what I’m doing.
2. I’ve found my crying spot in every rotation #blessed
3. Senior resident friends are the only means of survival
*Them: It gets better.
Me:
4. Med students, we 100% forgot to dismiss you. Me so sorry.
5. I write the notes. I write all the notes. I iz a typing machine.
6. In Peds, your patient is 100% the mother. Don’t at me.
7. I get way too much joy from saying “snitches get stitches” under my breath during lac repairs
8. Studying sucks. Studying after a 10 hour work day is nearly impossible.
9. Wine
10. Newborn nursery. Better than birth control. 10/10 would recommend.
11. Night shift. Aka:
12. Vacation. A time for adventure. A time to sleep.
13. Evals. The new burn book.
14. I no longer carry things in my pocket. Why? Because I’ve embraced the fact that I know nothing, Jon Snow #uptodateisbae
15. I’m exhausted. I’m overwhelmed. I’m stressed all the time. But I hear it gets better so I’m hanging in there. Intern year pushes you in ways you never thought possible but you’re not in this alone. So if you’ve been crying yourself to sleep, then waking up in the middle of the night panicking over the order you forgot to put in before you left, you’re not alone. I’m right there with you.
Merry Christmas to All, and may we all stay in the fight.
You guys, seriously though – it does get better. Especially after the winter holidays of intern year. It will be MEASURABLY better by the end of intern year. Not awesome, not easy, not suddenly simple – but better.
The closest I ever came to quitting my residency was in December of intern year. That was when I actually said the words “I think I need to quit” to my program director (who, bless her empathetic soul, just let me sob it out on the phone for a while, then scheduled us to meet in a couple days – by which time I had realized I wasn’t a COMPLETE idiot [just a bumbling one] and allowed her to talk me into sticking it out – thank you, Dr. O!).
And now, 15+ years later – I can barely remember what or who was the straw that almost broke my intern back. I love being a doctor (ok let’s be accurate: there are more things I love about my role as a doctor than I hate about the US health care system etc etc), and I’m so glad Dr. O changed knew my mind.
Hang in there, interns. It gets better.
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Check out the rest of this (very long) tweet chain here: https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1062823813338091520
It is worth the click.
This is like the Vatican canonizing the Buddha as a saint but… Not really at all
Japanese mythos alternate universe America is 100% my jam













