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A Red Dwarf Christmas episode wouldn’t work cause Cat would just destroy everything.

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This isn’t destruction (yet), but…when I brought a tree home, the next day I discovered my cat was covered in tree sap. I gave him a bath (and was subsequently given the accusing glower of ultimate betrayal for a few days).

Once he recovered his dignity, vanity, and maximum tail floof, he immediately marched back over to the tree, plopped down, and started rubbing his face in the tree again, all while making direct eye contact.

So no, cats and Christmas trees don’t mix.

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Originally posted by jupiter2

[Cat strolls by the crew, covered in tree sap, with an assortment of Christmas decorations stuck to him]

Lister: How many times do I have to tell you? Don’t touch the tree.

Cat: [nonchalantly tripping over the string of lights tangled around his left foot, which is still attached to the tree, sending the whole thing crashing to the ground] I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Can you get an STD from oral sex?

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Someone asked us:

I’m sorry if I’m bothering you. Me and my boyfriend have recently been performing oral sex, but neither of us knew you could get STD’s if you did it unprotected. Having done this many times; are we in trouble? I don’t feel any different when it comes to symptoms I could experience and my boyfriend hasn’t brought anything up but I’m still terrified that one of us has something. Both of us haven’t done anything sexual with previous partners so we could be clean but I’m not sure.

First thing first: you’re not alone. A lot of people don’t know that STDs can be spread through oral sex. STDs are infections that are passed from one person to another during vaginal, anal, or oral sex. They’re really common, and lots of people who have them don’t have any symptoms. So you can’t tell if you have an STD by the way you look or feel. The only way to know for sure is to get tested.

You and your boyfriend can get tested together as a way to support each other, or you can go alone if that makes you feel more comfortable. Since you both haven’t done anything sexual before with other partners, your risk is really low. But the good news is, STD testing can be quick, painless, and sometimes even free. Learn more about getting tested>>

-Chey at Planned Parenthood

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