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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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My co-worker just came up to me utterly distraught that I do not drink alcohol or coffee because she usually gets everyone booze giftcards for holiday stuff

She was so worked up, it was kind of sweet. I thought it was amazing she remembered I don’t drink either of those things.

She settled on a grocery store giftcard after she wouldn’t take, “it’s okay, i don’t need anything, but that was sweet of you to remember”

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Type V demon, aka marilith – A female form whirling 6 blades in its arms, atop a large serpentine body (David Sutherland, AD&D Monster Manual, TSR, 1977) Colville’s Strongholds & Followers includes a smaller lesser marilith that can ally to a chaotic...

Type V demon, aka marilith – A female form whirling 6 blades in its arms, atop a large serpentine body  (David Sutherland, AD&D Monster Manual, TSR, 1977)  Colville’s Strongholds & Followers includes a smaller lesser marilith that can ally to a chaotic evil lord.

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What we have here, he told himself, is a Mk1 Feisty Old Lady: turkey neck, embarrassing sense of humour, a gleeful pleasure in mild cruelty, direct way of speaking that flirts with rudeness and, more importantly, also flirts with flirting. Likes to think she’s no ‘lady’. Game for anything that doesn’t carry the risk of falling over and with a look in her eye that says ‘I can do what I like, because I am old. And I have a soft spot for rascals.’ Old ladies like that were hard to fool, but there was no need to.
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