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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
colonel-kira-nerys icekirbys

Anonymous asked:

riker assembles the "LETS GO LESBIANS" away team for a mission. the mission is just him, beverly, deanna, tasha, and ro running around a planet asking random citizens quesions

icekirbys answered:

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riker, shoving a microphone directly into picard’s face: sir sir - for a dollar - who’s sexier, Christine Chapel or Nyota Uhura?

[image description: drawing of william riker from star trek: the next generation, running, followed by five members of the female cast in an imitation of the video billy on the street: lesbian lightning round! from left to right, beverly crusher, deanna troi, tasha yar, and ro laren. all women are in their uniforms and have arms pumped running in the same manner as riker. beverly and deanna look focused and concerned, while tasha and ro are grinning.]

elodieunderglass mxbuster
missbuster:
“meret118:
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“ elodieunderglass:
“ I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.
I’m very proud of the...
elodieunderglass

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

burningmanonacid

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

sighinastorm

British badger:  jovial fellow, eats toast and jam.  Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs.  Agricultural nuisance.

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American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off. 

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Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him.

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elodieunderglass

an extremely good post addition

meret118

Australian possum 

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American possum

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missbuster

Ooh I’m on mobile in a parking lot can someone do the elk-wapiti-caribou-reindeer thing?

elodieunderglass

That is such a good summary! This is something I like too, https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/150162199938/i-feel-like-people-need-to-know-the-great-moose?is_related_post=1 although I’ve since learned that historical accounts of Swedish moose-riding were probably reindeer-riding that became exaggerated, and the only truly successful moose-riders were Russian.

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