Cat: WAAAAAAANTarglablewaaaaaa *thud*
Chicks: huh! would you look at that!
“Lack of love. Sleep, then nightmare. Paper everywhere. Trivial bits of paper. Nothing ever done. Sure, sure, sure. Today I will walk in the sun. I will simply walk in the sun.”
— Charles Bukowski, from a letter to Ann Bauman (via cactuslungs)
I also really want to spruce up the Yesss doll. I love her, but she needs more personality and several accessories.
you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
Good advice
i forgot how to talk to like… normal pet owners.
Volunteer: Can you tell me about this cat’s personality?
Me: asshole.
Volunteer: excuse me?
Me: He’s a bag of dicks. Watch. Hey, dickwad.
Cat: purrprrprprprp!!
Me: Aww, there’s a good baby boy. I love you
Volunteer: I thought you said he’s an asshole.
Me: well, yeah. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.
I feel entirely called out.
It’s also nice to see someone else who uses the phrase bag of dicks. XD