O’Brien: I love it when I leave work early to surprise my wife and she says those three very special words…
Keiko, in a flashback: Were you fired?
O’Brien: I love it when I leave work early to surprise my wife and she says those three very special words…
Keiko, in a flashback: Were you fired?
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i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit
starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

A Japanese artist who goes by monde has made a series of wooden bookend dioramas that replicate the back alleys of his hometown of Tokyo.
Life isn’t about getting there the fastest. Life is full of beautiful and messy stops, bumps, and detours, and that’s part of what makes it interesting. 🐌✨
When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories: