badkidsjokesmum. tom hit me
no you hit your self.
warp-corevalues
kaelio
sometimes the only way to adequately express your irritation with someone is to turn into a centipede and crawl all over them
xenolnguistics
‘Listen to me Garak, right now I’m not concerned about what you did in the past. I’m simply not going to walk out of here and let you die… Whatever withdrawal symptoms or side affects you might experience, I promise I’ll help you through them.’
old-type-40
Love the Arthur C. Clarke quote. He was more than just a science fiction writer. Back in 1945, he came up with the concept for the geosynchronous communication satellite.
terrypratchettparadise
“The Shades, an ancient part of the city whose inhabitants were largely nocturnal and never inquired about one another’s business because curiosity not only killed the cat but threw it in the river with weights tied to its feet.”
- Terry Pratchett - Equal Rites
notacatblog
motherhenna
This cat just sat down right outside my window. I have never seen a cat with eyes like that! Must be the spirit of Halloween!
level9life
LPT: LEGO offers a service where you can pick any of their bricks to be custom picked and shipped to you
ruspeach
SOUND: https://www.ruspeach.com/en/news/13040/
Для приготовления салата из морепродуктов смешайте приготовленные мидии, морские моллюски, креветки, мясо кальмара, чеснок, петрушка, оливки. Добавьте 2 ложки оливкового масла и сок одного лимона, перец чёрный молотый, соль. Это очень полезный диетический салат!
To make salad from seafood mix prepared mussels, sea mollusks, shrimps, meat of a squid, garlic, parsley, olives. Add 2 spoons of olive oil and juice of one lemon, black pepper, salt. It is a very healthy dietary salad!
чёрный [chòrnyj] - black
салат [salàt] - salad
полезный [paleznyj] - useful
перец [pèrits] - pepper
лимон [limon] - lemon
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